Ulong
Man, these folks are in a heap of trouble and pain. Up until now they had lost three immunity challenges in a row, and the future didn't look any brighter for them.
Even with studs like Bobby Jon and evil backstabbers like James, the tribe was doomed to fail again. And so it came to pass.
Night 8
Ulong would be crying in their beer, if they had any. "They're kicking our asses," was somebody's brilliant remark. Meanwhile, the Kurors were flying high.
Just in time to break everybody's funky mood or jubilation, depending upon which tribe you were on, tree mail arrives. They are asked to pick a representative but nobody seems able to make up their minds.
Meanwhile, at Koror, Coby petitioned to represent but nobody seemed to hear him. I wonder whether that could be due to the fact that he calls Janu a broken-down showgirl and other nasty remarks that are attributed to him? I realize he's a hairdresser, but does he really have to be that bitchy? Instead, his loving tribe chose Ian, the dolphin trainer.
At Ulong, Kim, the "oracle," who moves her mouth more than any other body part, says,"It seems like nobody likes to sit down and think about it for a second. It's very impulsive. I'm sure that it won't be the best decision once it's made." Isn't she just the smartest mouth on wheels? Hell, no! She just holds herself above the rest and thinks that she can lie in the shade watching everybody do the work.
We don't get to see too much of the Kurors because they're just a happy tribe of winners-for now.
In fact, there has never been a longer string of immunity challenge losers than the Ulongs in Survivor history. Now there's a record not to be proud of.
However, right now I would like nothing more than to see that nasty bitch Caryn, and the other nasty bitch, James, kicked off post haste. How great would James be on "Pirates of the Caribbean II?" I would like to see him walk the plank.
Reward Challenge
Is there anything more exciting that seeing Host Jeff putt-putting in your direction in his personalized Home Depot boat? When oh when will this cheap product placement ploy stop? Did I hear you say "never?" I do believe you're right.
Sure enough, Jeff delivers. The goods, that is. Straight from the local Palau Home Depot. The assignment is: build your own outhouse, and make it purty. Good golly, Miss Molly. You also have to create a shower, one of those primitive ones. All the material is there for you: twine, wire, nails etc.
Here's the great news. James is a construction genius and knows exactly what must be done. He will teach his tribe. We've seen how good he is at everything else, so this should be impressive. That's why he was chosen at the last minute to be the rep for his tribe. YAY! Here is the remark that won me over, "I know what I am doing. I do all these things myself. When I have something broken in my house, I fix it." What a dork! I wonder who'd be brave enough to live with him in his single-wide?
On Kuror territory, Tom calls time out for lunch and a meeting. Caryn, never missing an opportunity, once again is a nasty harridan. Their pick is Ian. He seems to be a good choice. He decides carefully what tools they need for the tasks at hand. I like Ian. Quiet, gentle, smart and at this point, I want him to have it all.
Back at Ulong, Angie and Stephenie bond while Kim sits on her skinny ass saying how tough it is to be with gung-ho people on this team. She continues, "I'm the smart one." As much as the remaining women would like to remain strong, they are quick to realize that she is totally useless to them and they have a big decision to make.
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