Road Rules 13: Episodes 11
Let's get it on!
Recap By Cari C.
August 17, 2004
Is anyone else not happy with this season so far? I want to like it. I really do but come on. These people are as entertaining as watching one of my son's Barney videos. On the plus side, at least when you watch Road Rules there are no annoying songs running thru your head afterwards.
I'm not sure though but after last night I think I would take a round of "I love you, you love me." Okay not really, but it was pretty bad. Extreme dancing? Has MTV gotten that desperate? First they keep showing that dreadful Capri Sun commercial, then they spoil everything and refuse to give me the right to spend endless hours scouring the Internet.
Enough about that though. MTV will never respond. They will continue to annoy me so on with tonight's show.
Tonight as you might remember, we get a new roadie. Will she really be the harlot that MTV keeps promising? Oh yes, yes she is.
We start out this week with Angela. She is starting to fit in quite well with our little group. She is making friends with everyone, especially Patrick. Jodi informs us that Angela is always right by Patrick. Angela says it's because Patrick is the most popular. What is this high school? Jodi reminds us Angela has a boyfriend. If I remember correctly, he was "the one." You should never speak those words on a MTV reality show. They always come back to bite you in butt.
Angela is not sure what to think about a new member. She's hoping that the new girl is more her age. She would like to have someone more her age to talk too. Guess she'll find out soon, they get a clue for their next mission. It looks like they will meet their new team mate and then go directly into the mission. They are a little worried about heading into a mission with someone they have never met.
Speaking of Angela, what is up with those things she wears around her neck? Does she have a different one for each day of the week? She's a nice looking girl; she doesn't need those neck things. There distracting and quite ugly. Hopefully she will lose those soon before they annoy me to much.
The group heads out the next morning to meet their new team mate. They meet up with the mission mayors Carolina and Delphina. The two introduce the group to their new team mate Jillian.
Jillian is 18 years old and a recent high school graduate. She resides in Coral Springs, Florida. She considers herself athletic. She is a triathlete and was captain of her Lacrosse Team. Patrick is taken with her immediately. According to him, she has a banging ass, a banging face, and is pretty much banging all together. That man has such a way with words.
Jodi hopes that she is going to be able to relate to Jillian since she is almost five years older than her. Angela does not care for her. She was hoping to have someone more her age but instead she gets this 18 year old bombshell. Have the claws come out already?
First off, Jillian is okay looking. I thought Ibis was much prettier. Her voice is annoying. She has this little squeak to it. She also informs us she is definitely open to hooking up. She hasn't gotten any lately and it is making her a little cranky. Finally, MTV was right. She is a little harlot, although I can think of some better names for her. Can we please just have Ibis back? Patrick of course feels some chemistry. Who didn't see that coming?
The mayors tell them it is now time for their mission. They follow the mayors over to Piazzola. When they walk inside they see Tango dancers. The mayors inform them they will now learn to do the Tango. Tango is the national dance of Argentina.
After they learn how to tango, they will have to perform. The group is not sure how this is extreme, but they are sure there is something else waiting for them. The group is paired off. Angela is with Derrick, Jodi with Nick, and lo and behold Jillian with Patrick. The group begins to learn the Tango.
Jillian is very distracted by all the sexual tension between her and Patrick. This is going to get very annoying very quickly. She is 18 so I know she has sex on the brain but calm down. You haven't even known the guy for a day yet. Poor Derrick is under the impression that Jillian is up for grabs. Guess he's not feeling the sexual tension?
