The show begins with the houseguests waking up! Dave gets in some exercise! Flava turns on the charm to Brigitte as she makes breakfast, he tells her he can fall in love with her. Flava feels that he is the only one that can reach Brigitte. Ryan calls up one of her friends to go swimming with, way to get to know your houseguests Ryan!
Flava and Brigitte reiterate their attraction by getting cozy in the Jacuzzi. Apparently Flava was very aroused- as he stated in the confessional that 'his horns were really growing for her', I guess he does KISS AND TELL… They continue to play 'smoochy smoochy' Brigitte asserts that she too is attracted to him. At this point Ryan comes out to the pool area, and is shocked to find them playing smoochy smoochy, being as how this is only day 2, and Ryan is such a good girl. Flava seeks to put Ryan in her place, I guess because she has company, not really a good start.
Jordan proclaims that Ryan is hot; she is walking around the house in her itty-bitty bikini after being denied access to the pool by Pool King Flava. Ryan has made it clear to the cameras and her friend that she is NOT hooking up with anyone in the house.
An Activity is scheduled for that evening, a "Get to Know you Night" The women will all host each of the men, in a private setting. As Dave and Jordan discuss the get to know you activity, Jordan is working out, which is good as on the last show, he was shown stuffing his face quite a bit. Question for ya Jordan, have you seen your former band mate Mark? his body is bangin, take a hint dude!
As the evening progresses, the men get ready. Dave gets best-dressed award for the evening, with a dark sport coat and slacks. Jordan dons a pin stripe shirt probably the only dress attire in his suitcases that still fit. Flava's idea of dressing up is a sweat suit and a super sized clock around his neck.
The women seem not to be as excited about dressing up. Ryan opts not to dress up at all, just putting on jeans and a pullover shirt, nor does she find a moment to comb her hair. Brigitte wears a comforter and sunglasses, yes it is at night! Charo is wearing a fuzzy blue hat and short short skirt looking like a human Blue Christmas tree.
As the dates begin, Flava takes a moment to chat with Ryan; he immediately asks her if she is a virgin. Very good start Flava, now Ryan really hates you. Only a moment before he proclaims that he is not really connecting with her, and his idea to connect is to question her sex life??? Jordan uses his time with Ryan to flirt, he lays on the charm and wants to know if she would be attracted to him if he did not have a girlfriend, or if he was younger, gee Jordan, you can dump the girlfriend, but you can't turn back time just to score. Ryan assures him that in no uncertain terms she has no plans to hook up with any of the houseguests. Dave and Ryan spend their private time discussing how cold they both are, and Ryan reflects later on in the confessional that Dave is like a father figure, and that there is no attraction to him at all. Wow and he wasted his time bringing her flowers!
Charo babbles constantly with Jordan, it is clear he does not understand her; all the editing in the world is not going to make this a happy time. Flava kisses all over Charo, and he states that she baffles him, and says she is nuts. As Dave and Charo have their private time, she continues to babble, Dave says he is sucked in by her energy. Oh aint that sweet.
Brigitte's time with Dave is uneventful, she wants to kiss Jordan, he declares he has a girlfriend, and settles for a peck. Flava and Brigitte skip the meal and get smoochy smoochy all over again, and he thanks her for letting him get inside her. Hmm VH-1 holding out on us?? They continue to 'snuggle' under the blanket.
As the Get to Know You Activities conclude, Charo proclaims this evening the best night ever, yeah all of those good parts must have been edited out, as I did not see any good times to be had listening to her babble all night. Flava proclaims loudly that he loves everyone, he is drinking at the time, so I would not put too much stock into this declaration.
Later on in the middle of the night, Flava is up being loud and playing pool, along with Jordan. Ryan confronts them; Flava lets her know it is too early to be sleeping and tries to reason with her. Ryan states that he is rude and wants him out of her life, isn't this only day one and a half???
Flava finally goes to bed, but before getting in he says his prayers, apparently they were answered as Brigitte declares her bed to be uncomfy and wakes his snoring butt up to continue what they started earlier. Brigitte even undresses under the covers as Flava proudly tells the camera in the confessionals.
Next week the houseguest forms a band and competes against kids.
AP N Tenn is a Single Southern Female with a BS in Sociology from Lambuth University
that enjoys, shopping, reading, and of course REALITY TV. AP can be reached at Apntenn@yahoo.com.
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