Dave's up early, as he is the early bird for the day, he then wakes up Flava, who decides to take it upon himself to go around and wake up each houseguest. I am guessing that after his and Brigitte's little fling ended from the evening prior, she went to her own bed. As Flava wakes up Charo, her robe pops open and he asks her if she's got milk.
The newspaper arrives - the houseguests will battle together musically with an outside band. Paired together are Flava Flav and Jordan - song Born to Be Wild, Brigitte and Dave - song Wild Thing and Ryan and Charo - song Play That Funky Music Whiteboy. Outside band mates will be brought in, and for some reason, the houseguests feel these will be professionals. I don't know why.
Charo and Ryan begin practicing immediately, before the outside band mates even arrive. Charo was unhappy with Born To Be Wild, so she promptly makes up a song, which Ryan declares will make them look like idiots.
Dave and Brigitte get in some early practice, where she proceeds to just flounce around in a leopard print swimsuit. Flava eagerly awaits his band mates with a huge digital clock around his neck.
The band mates arrive - In walks middle school students. Of course its no surprise that the band mates are kids - If you have seen the previews for the last few weeks, you knew that VH-1 was bringing in kids. Ryan seems mildly disturbed. Jordan likes the idea of working with kids. Each houseguest group picks the kids, based on their instruments. There is one child with an accordion; Jordan and Flava are forced to pick her.
They will have 3.5 hours to prepare for the concert later on that evening. Charo is still having trouble getting the words to Born To Be Wild, she even reverted to Spanish, which irritated all around her, especially one kid that declared she was past her prime and should dress her age. I guess he is not a fan of the micro-mini when you are in your 60s.
Flava declared he was having the most fun ever! He really encouraged the accordion player, which was nice, because she doubted she would be able to contribute much. Soon they took a break, and the kids demanded grill cheese sandwiches. What happened to milk and cookies? Flava tried to deliver, but promptly burned the sandwiches. I think Brigitte prancing around in her leopard print swimsuit distracted him.
Brigitte spent all of their band's practice time rolling around on the floor in the revealing leopard printed swimsuit with the dog, which proved to be a big distraction to the 11 year old boys she was supposed to be working with. Soon after she took a nap, which totally pissed off Dave.
Tons of fans arrive, mostly kids. Greg Brady is the MC. It is amazing at his availability, every time a reality show comes a calling he is there. Fear factor, no problem, now the Surreal Life, sure he is there, is this the way he pays his bills now?
The newly assembled bands play - and for some reason Flava is in a clown suit - Isn't his reflection in the mirror already clown like enough? Charo decided to dress like a prostitute. Brigitte dons the well worn cat suit, along with a boa, and a green sparkly wig and of course the ever present sunglasses, her contribution to the band was to prance around on stage shaking her overly inflated boobs, I guess she was trying to connect with her audience, a bunch of kids, yeah good idea Brigitte.
Charo in her hooker attire appears to be off in her own world, as they are performing. Although overall her whole team was horrible, they were just basically screaming into the mikes. Flava was on the drums, and vocals as well. He so very nicely donated 2 of his massive clocks to 2 of the kid band mates. They were surprisingly good. Charo helped them out by freak dancing in the corner.
The winner of the $1,000 charity donation is Flava's band singing Play that Funky Music White Boy - the winner being determined by wildly screaming kids. Brigitte pushed Greg Brady into the pool because they lost. Jordan declared he had fun.
As episodes go, this was a snoozer! Next week should be better as the houseguests decides to go on tour with Charo- driving, and apparently while on the trip Brigitte hooks up with someone.
AP N Tenn is a Single Southern Female with a BS in Sociology from Lambuth University
that enjoys, shopping, reading, and of course REALITY TV. AP can be reached at Apntenn@yahoo.com.
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