Well, we're down to five now! Who will be voted off, TONIGHT? Let's see!!
Night 33: After the contentious Ami's ouster, Chris is thinking that things might calm down, but no way: Twila was called out at Tribal Council for falsely swearing on her son's name, and she's pissed. She gets into it with Eliza and Julie, telling them that the only one she's responsible to about it is her son, and that "the rest of you mother-fuckers can kiss my -------, period!" (I'm not sure what was bleeped in the second part of that, but my guess would be "fucking ass". Quite a mouth on her, has our Twila.) Privately, Julie hopes she can use this outburst against Twila. Eliza is indignant in talking with Julie about it: "Nobody speaks to me like that…"
Day 34: Julie and Eliza are still not happy with Twila. Chris is concerned that Twila is hurting her chances in the game by pissing people off. Eliza and Julie are talking, and Julie is trying to work Eliza into agreeing to vote Twila out instead of her. Twila is receptive to the idea, but tells Julie that she needs to get Chris to agree to the plan first. Julie realizes that she's going to have to work on Chris, at the proper time and place.
Reward Challenge: it's the usual "Rehash of the Old Challenges" one. The five of them will crawl through the mud pit (because we all like seeing big-bosomed women in bikinis covered with mud, right Jeff? Problem is, Ami and Lisa are gone, so it's basically just Eliza's implants to carry the whole show. BUT I think they're up to the task.) The first four finishers go on to the pig pen, to catch a pig (more mud play). The first three to finish THAT, go on to untie and assemble a Tiki puzzle. Finally, the first two Tikiers get to traverse a balance beam and then use a slingshot to break 3 tiles, which will light a flame. First flamer wins! The Reward? A horseback ride to Mt Yasur, an active volcano, where they'll have hot dogs and beer and wine or hot chocolate. Yummy!
The order out of the mudpit is Chris, Eliza, Twila, and Julie-not surprisingly, Scout is out. The top three pig wranglers are Chris, Julie, and Twila- Eliza is out. Chris gets his Tiki put together first, but the moron leaves a piece out (he TRIPS ON IT, in fact, and STILL doesn't see it), and Twila and Julie move on. (It's just as well-- remember how pitiful Chris was in the balance beam stuff before? He just saved himself a LOT of embarassment!) Julie basically leads the balance beam/slingshot part all the way, although Twila is close. (Jumping off the beam into the net, Twila lands awkwardly and apparently hurts her ankle or foot.) Julie wins Reward!
Jeff tells her she can take someone with her, and Julie says "Well, it's ironic because none of these people would have taken ME…" But, she takes Chris. Privately, she explains that this will give her the time she needs alone with him to talk up the "Down with Twila" plan.
After cleaning up, they meet Joe Ture, their native guide, who will show them Mt Yasur. Chris has some problems getting his horse to obey him, but eventually they arrive at a hut where they'll spend the night. They have footling hot dogs and fixings, and beer and wine. Joe shows them how to quickly cook their hot dogs by placing them in naturally-occuring steam vents in the ground (pretty cool!)
After gorging themselves on foot longs, the duo starts talking strategy. Julie lays out the plan to oust Twila, and Chris is receptive. He tells her he trusts her more than anybody else. Privately, Chris says "Julie worked it pretty good… I didn't tell her no." (Get your minds out of the gutter, folks-he meant he didn't say no to her PLAN. She didn't offer him her body for a 1-in-4 shot at a million bucks. Maybe she should've… just kidding! This isn't "The Bachelor" or "Joe Millionaire", after all!) Julie comes away thinking she just might have turned Chris.
Back at camp, Twila and Eliza have a silly argument over some buried bananas. Scout and Twila make fun of Eliza. (Great, we've now traded in two power-hungry and obnoxious young women for two power-hungry and obnoxious older women!) Eliza says privately "I'm SO sick of Twila. I just want her to go home-NOW."
That night, Chris and Julie and Joe trek up to a spot near the mouth of the volcano, where they "ooh and ahh" over the repeated eruptions, saying they're like fireworks.
Day 35: They're ba-a-a-ck! Chris tells Scout that nothing's changed, and tells Twila the same thing. But then Chris tells Eliza that he might be down with voting out Twila! As Chris puts it privately, he trusts none of them, they don't trust each other, but "the most screwed-up thing about it is, I think they all trust me." And so Chris is working both sides.
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