Tommy Lee Goes To College: Episodes 5
Studemius Troublus, Pointless Do-Hickies & The Girls
Recap by Brian Sikorski
September 8, 2005
Hey there!!! Here we go for one more exciting action-packed episode of Tommy Lee goes to college. I don't mean to disappoint but there is only one more in-your -face academic style debauchery left. That's right kiddies, next week is the grand finale. I am hoping that the big questions will finally be answered, like what's in the hatch? Why did they take Walt? Oh wait, those are two were questions from Lost, I guess I really don't have any questions about Tommy Lee Goes to College. Oh well, I am sure it will be great none-the-less. A true nail-biting conclusion.
Tonight's episode starts with Tommy Lee entering the debate club. He argues the case for illegal file sharing. He enters the hall dressed in a ratty t-shirt while the other students are dressed nicely for the debate. As a student is making her case for file sharing, Tommy is mumbling to his partner about not being able to imagine being a lawyer.
When it becomes his turn to speak up against file sharing, he says, "The Numbers are inflated". The crowd looks to him in expectation of his next glorious comment. Then there is nothing. Our buddy, voice over actor extraordinaire, Ian Kerr says, "Surely this cannot be his entire argument". Then Tommy blurts out, "The oppositions argument is whack". And there it is! Proof positive that Tommy is taking this thing very seriously. Obviously the kids liked it as they are hooting and hollering in the background.
Don't encourage him. Don't encourage him.
[THE OPENING CREDITS]
Oh boy, its Chemistry 101 time again. The professor is telling the students to work with the person next to them on a formula. A cute girl sitting a few seats over from him asks if she can move next to him. If there is one thing that we the viewers have learned over the past five weeks, our boy Tommy will not say "No" to a pretty girl. She is working with him and tells him to not to be discouraged.
With seven days left to finals, Tommy needs some serious study time (or as close as he can get to serious) with Natalie. She comes over to the "House of Lee". He tells her that he got some help from the girl sitting next to him in class and that he was still confused about what the professor was talking about. Natalie asks, "Was she cute?" Tommy doesn't skip a beat and responds with a "Yeah".
"That's why you don't remember what the teacher said", she replies.
She leaves Tommy with a large assignment of work to be done and "goes out" for the evening.
With six days remaining till finals, Tommy is studying hard. He is studying ways to talk about the Playstation 2 game system. While he's playing it, he is chatting about the speed, the compact design. Wow. Must. Buy. Playstation. Tommy. Lee. Says. So.
The studying continues with Poker night. During the game, he attempts to impress his housemates by calling celebrities on his phone. He tries Naomi Campbell, Slash and Snoop Dogg.
While cooking dinner for the housemates, Matt and Tommy come up with a prank that they can pull to get their name out to the campus. Their target: the art museum. The members of the House of Lee, dressed in black, complete with masks, carry a large covered canvas to the art museum. The encounter trouble as they try to get it through the revolving door. Once in the museum, we see the yahoo's running up and down stairs, crawling on the floor and all that jazz. Oh they are so funny.
The next morning.....
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