American Idol: A Parade Of Nightmares Commentary by Idolhead Ed
January 27, 2012
Next is 28 year old Kristine Osorio. She did sing well but the tats just lose me. Sorry. I’m not sure how long this journey will last. She might well have spent that loan money on the divorce lawyer instead of a ticket to the auditions.
The next three were not mind blowing but I did agree with J Lo on them.
They were at least good enough for Hollywood. They are 20 year old Rachel Turner, 23 year old Regan Wilson and 17 year old Cheyenne James. Of the three I think Cheyenne had the best chance. I am sure she will return.
The next one I didn’t like at all but the guys put 24 year old Linda Williams through not listening to me or J Lo. In fact I think it’s kind of unbelievable.
Let the revolution begin. And let it begin and end with 26 year old mental case Alejandro Cazares. Even my tin eared wife could tell this guy sucked hard. Call security. Oh they did.
Our next lucky soul was 20 year old Cortez Shaw. He was all right but I don’t see him down for the struggle very long. He was average at best.
And now it’s time for some another subpar or even sub basement contestant. This was hideous and it was in the vinyl panted 28 year old Julie Shuman. NEXT!
Another nightmare in the person of 18 year old Vanessa Hernandez does our eardrums no favors. …NEXT!
And I guess since the Pittsburgh Steelers are no longer in the playoffs it was permissible to allow Troy Polumalu to try out for another gig. Oh wait that’s 19 year old Erin Kettl. I think Troy would have fared much better. NEXT!
Last but not least like last night we have a good night ender in the form of 28 year old Ramiro Garcia. Like him a lot. I think he can hang around for a while but I don’t see him in the top 12.
So there you have it. Even with the good girls put through tonight I am still not so jazzed.
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
I’m still waiting. It might not get interesting until Hollywood. It’s going to be tough to top last season but the good thing is I am sure we will be seeing Haley and Pia really soon on the show.
Is it Wednesday yet?
Idolhead Ed.
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