American Idol Recap: Aspen Sends 38 And Ends With A Nut Job Commentary by RTVC Staff Writer Amelia Wasserman
January 26, 2012
Ten minutes we'll
never get back.
The Aspen auditions of American Idol started with Stephen Tyler looking sexually ambiguous as ever.
With the episode taking place in Colorado I was reminded of why this show, and the Bachelor for that matter, are so awesome.
They’re essentially travel shows. Who doesn’t like looking at pretty pictures of mountains and rivers?
To be honest I think American Idol should turn into strictly a travel show and forget the talent contest thing altogether.
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
However I also think the moon landing was a hoax and Ben Affleck and Jay-Lo should hook up again so I should probably just stop being honest altogether.
After they showed pretty pictures of Colorado we saw the judges rolling in.
For a moment I thought the whole episode was going to be a competition over who of the three judges had the dumbest looking sunglasses.
Then Randy Jackson came on the screen with these orange monstrosities and the competition was clearly over.
First up was a hyper energetic bisexual skinny chick that almost made Seacrest uncomfortable.
Of course the guy is such a professional nothing can take him off his game. He must get daily injections of Teflon. Shit just slides right off him.
As a side note I like how they producers are playing with Seacrest’s obvious “no gender left behind appeal.“
It seems that if it’s not a guy asking to kiss him for his girlfriend, it’s a girl asking to kiss him for her boyfriend. Either way it sure doesn’t suck to be Ryan Seacrest.
It didn’t suck to be the hyper bisexual chick either since she made the cut.
Not only that but she scored a legit kiss from Stephen Tyler who’s had chicks more than half his age want to make out with him for the past 40 years.
Try to get your head around that for the next minute.
Next one to make the cut was Eddie Vedder circa 1994 look-o-like. He was good but not as good as Eddie Vedder.
Come to think of it can we trade Randy Jackson for Eddie Vedder?
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