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America's Next Top Model: Diary Stealing Fun
Commentary by RTVC Staff Writer Michael Pascua
March 24, 2011
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Needs to crop the kitty.
Jaclyn – Jaclyn continues to be the only contestant that I don’t mind. Her metaphors like the “fighting like cats and dogs” was just plain cute. I have mixed feelings about Jaclyn's photo, I don't mind the slight ecstatic expression on her face, but below her waist everything falls apart. The kitty's position near Jaclyn's kitty is really odd and a bit uncomfortable looking. It was if she was really paranoid about people looking at her area that she decided to place the jaguar there to cover it up. The photo has a fashion angle, but only if you cropped out the cat part.
Kasia - Dear Kasia, close your mouth. I don't understand why plus-sized models thing that they need to create angles with their face by forcing their mouths open. If you were having an allergic attack, wouldn’t you have closed your mouth in hopes that cat hairs wouldn’t get stuck in it? I'm sure this was partly intentional, but Kasia looks like a messed up caveman caught in a photo about to eat a jaguar. Something about her left eye looks really lazy as well.
Mikaela – The only reason why I like Mikaela is because she curses up a storm when she messes up her video takes. I still find her to be a mediocre model and probably only won because Alexandria and Dalya were horrid. There have been many models that struggle with face-forward photos. Unfortunately Mikaela is the reverse where she can only take face-forward shots. Although the photo is part hooker, part breast-feeding mother, the overall photo isn't too bad on a Mikaela scale.
Molly – There’s a part of me that really wondered what Molly would have done if she was eliminated. Would she have gone and ripped the weave right out of her head? In my fantasy, she would throw it at Tyra. I would have loved the photo of Molly, but I think someone over airbrushed Molly's eyes so they now glow an evil white. It's haunting, but now I also think that she wants to eat the jaguar. Molly had an unfair advantage that the photo that was chosen of her was a close up, where the jaguar takes up most of the shot, so she wouldn't have to be citizen about bad body shape. Her hand looks huge though because of the angle.
Monique – Monique was probably wrong to be reading Alexandria’s diary, but there was some poetic justice there. I love the kitty in the photo. That being said, I forgot that Monique was there. There's something very sleepy about her expression and the angle of her face makes her look like an egg. This humpty-dumpty deserves a big fall soon.
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Michael Pascua spends most of his live watching reality TV, reading for grad school, and dreaming of becoming a Filipino pop star. Find his everyday rants and raves on www.MichaelSPascua.com or follow his twitter @MichaelPascua.
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