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Big Brother 11: Natalie's List Of Lies And The Big Lying Sex Conversation
Commentary And Live Feed Spoiler by Cindy Rutolo Dietrich
August 18, 2009
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There is no truth here.
For Big Brother fans, with access only to the network show, this has been a tantalizing, but aggravating time.
Network viewers were left seriously hanging on the edge of a cliff. They would feel right at home with Big Brother House Guests. That's where most of them live.
As for myself. I went from complaining about live feed freeze, to wishing they would pull them off the air, so I could get some sleep. When they finally came back on the air Saturday, Jordan was HoH. Chima Simone had been expelled from the house, and Lydia Tavera was acting like she'd just gone nuts. This time we got to see what was going on.
It was the worst fight since the infamous Eveldick/Jen fight. Of course that's the exact comparison that Lydia would so love to hear. So, just pretend I didn't mention it. Shh. You didn't hear it from me.
You know, maybe they should just change the name of the show to The Big Brother Twilight Zone. Because that's what it's been like inside the House. If you've been trying to keep up, you're probably sleep deprived. So, you've probably been sucked into the zone yourself. That might explain the strange, disturbed looking girl in the red leotard I saw when I stopped typing the other night.
The Pink Headed Girl, The Little Bird, and Natalie's Version of the Truth. Here's a hint: It's made of lies.
I was looking at a Pepto Bismo-pink-headed, heavily made up girl. She looked like Lydia Tavera, only slightly deranged. She appeared to be in some kind of catatonic like state. No, wait, she blinked. Her beautiful eyes looked sad, blank. Drugged even. Something inside her seems to be broken.
The sad little pink headed girl has a friend who thinks she's a bird. Natalie Martinez, the cruelest girl currently, in the Big Brother world, wrote herself a little poem. It's about a little bird. She shares it with the pink headed girl. This is how it goes:
"The Little Bird Poem," by Natalie Martinez
"Do you know how I felt when Jessie and Chima were gone?
I felt like I was a bird. Flying in the air.
Then Jessie went home. They cut my right wing off. So, I could no longer fly.
All I could do was walk. Cool. I could walk, you know?
And then Chima left. They cut off my left arm.
Fuck it. Now, all I'm doing is wobbling around.
That's all I got.
I'm just wobbling."
"Dude," the strange looking, pink headed girl says, wiping one of her blue lizard lids. Then she resumed her catatonic stare.
"I told them that in the.....
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