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Big Brother 11: Kevin Stands By Natalie Humming Chariots Of Fire And Waving A Sparkler
Big Brother Commentary by Rikki A.
September 4, 2009
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The most hated player
in Big Brother history?
As if I didn’t have enough reasons to no longer enjoy writing about these people, I got the biggest reason of all with last night's episode of Big Brother.
Natalie is the new HoH.
As I said before, I have not been writing as much commentary because frankly I no longer enjoy these people. Let me recap.
Kevin is a jerk. He is weak-willed and follows whatever Natalie does. Whether it’s trashing on Michele for hours, or hiding people’s things to be mean, he has no backbone and does everything and anything Natalie wants him to do.
While on CBS he’s cutesy and amusing, on the live feeds where he can actually be himself free of editing he is mean spirited and hateful. I don’t really think he’s that kind of person outside of the house, but inside he’s such a chameleon that he changes and becomes whoever he spends the most time with.
I hope he meets Boy George’s Karma Chameleon and doesn’t make it to the final two.
Sweet ol’ Jordan ain’t so sweet either. She’s another product of favorable editing. She is edited cute, gullible and dumb. She has fallen out of favor with me as well because she is
not that nice a person either. A southern belle she’s not.
And how about Jeff not giving her the big smooch she was expecting? Jordan and Michele basically got the same kiss.
Another thing about Jordan; if she’s so poor how did she afford implants? Even if she used the same horrible plastic surgeon as Tori Spelling and Bruce Jenning it still had to cost a few grand, she just didn’t stumble upon them at the waterin’ hole.
Jeff became too big for his britches and deserves what he got, and I don’t have enough time to write about all my loathing for Natalie. The recap portion of this commentary is over, but it brings you up to speed about my feelings towards the houseguests.
Michele is the only one who is okay in my book. I don’t love her, but compared to everyone else she is my favorite by far and I hope she wins the whole thing.
I’m confused about her getting beat up in high school though, like her husband says. I think that might be a stretch. In her high school pictures she looked pretty cute to me, and supposedly she was always beat up for being different. Where did she go to school, West Beverly High, maybe Bayside?
I was pulling for Michele or Jordan in the HoH competition, and even clapped when they were both a point ahead a Natalie going into the final question. I honestly thought Natalie didn’t have a shot at winning, even when it came down to the tie breaker.
What was all that “This is for you, Chima” junk all about? She blames Michele for Chima’s melt-down and she’s going to terrorize her this week, even more than usual, and Michele’s only hope is the Veto.
Kevin could still go home. Michele and Jordan are obviously going up, but whoever wins the veto has all the power. Michele or Jordan could take themselves down, Natalie would be forced to put Kevin up, and then they could vote him out. Let’s hope that happens.
What was with Kevin’s randy little joke last night when asked about Pandora’s box? That was down right disgusting. I don’t care who said it; gay, straight, woman, man, Ryan Seacrest, it was still gross and tasteless. For those of you who don’t know what he said, you’re not missing out.
They fish tanked the screen after he said that, they missed the boat a little on that one.
What about Natalie’s lame ass explanation about not freeing Kevin? Did that make any sense at all? Why Kevin didn’t get her out when he had the chance I don’t know.
You know who else doesn’t have sense, or at least had a major lapse in sense, Jeff and Michele. Both on the show and on the feeds when they talked about offering to throw the HoH to Natalie, they both seemed willing to do it if she voted to evict Jordan.
Hey dummies, why wouldn’t you just tell her you would do it and then not? Duh.
I am boycotting Sunday’s show. Why, you ask? Because it will be all about Natalie tooting her own horn about how she stepped it up and won a competition when it really counted. This is her first win and she is going to be orally replaying all week while Kevin will probably be standing behind her humming Chariots of Fire and waving a sparkler.
She is going to take so much pleasure in making Michele miserable all week it’s going to be just plan gross.
Natalie does deserve some credit for staying in the game without having won anything, and she has spun some good tales, but she is such a despicable person that I would hate for her to get a big pay day after the way she has treated people. That’s not good game play, that’s being a bully.
When she Googles herself she is going to be surprised. I don’t think she has many fans.
Jeff will have no problem in the jury house; Jessie and Russell harbor no resentment, and who really cares about Lydia? I like that Russell and Jessie said they’d vote for Jeff. That shows they realize it is indeed a game.
Who knows what Lydia will base her vote on; maybe who’s cosmic auras let out the most blue sparkles or who’s shampoo tasted the best. She’s going to be a wild card when it comes to voting, unless Kevin is in the final two.
I will watch Tuesday with high hopes of seeing Michele get the veto. But I’m still not watching Sunday because I don’t want to watch King Natalie prancing around the house.
I did say King, because I find nothing feminine about her.
So once again to the seven Natalie fans who read this article; I will give her credit where it is due, for being a good liar and surviving in the house when she should be long gone, but I think she is a down right mean person and I find nothing redeemable about her.
I would like nothing more than a Michele/Jordan final two. If I didn’t know so much about Kevin I wouldn’t mind if he somehow slipped in there, but after seeing him on the feeds and reading spoilers, he’s not a far cry from his new BFF.
For people like Kevin and Chima who are vocal about the prejudices they’ve faced, they didn’t do anything to help their causes, I don’t think. Kevin is lucky that CBS is being so kind to him in the editing room. Most people don’t see the Kevin that we feed subscribers see. Chima wasn’t so lucky, CBS showed her for the monster she was.
I just wish they would have used their fifteen minutes in a better way. They could have done more with it.
That being said, it will be a horrible week with the King of Mean in charge. I look forward to Big Sister’s spoiler, but I will not be watching the show on Sunday. If Michele or Jordan don’t win the veto I won’t be watching until season twelve.
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