Don't worry I'll be here when you hit the back button.
When they are up most of them are doing the morning routine. Cleaning themselves and the house. Of course Ronnie does not join in.
He goes up to the HoH room and starts bragging to Russell about what a big man he is and how he terrorized Michelle last night.
He says “I called her every name in the book, I flipped the lights on and off and yelled 'Wake up Bitches!'”. She started starring at me and I said “Don't fucking stare at me” and then I started slamming doors and shit”. He is relating all this as though it is an accomplishment. Something to be proud of.
Russell says “You snapped” and Ronnie says “Yeah, I like snapped”.
He tells Russell about the hidden hat and glasses then says “I tore the splash room apart! Man I ripped all the sheets off and I was slamming shit!” Russell asks if it felt good and Ronnie says “Yeah, that fucking bitch!”
Russell just shakes his head and asks “What happened?” Ronnie says “I was like Michelle you are a psychopathic insane bitch!” He tells Russell that Jessie thought it was really funny and was “cracking his ass up”.
He then tells Russell that he switched beds with Jeff because “I can't sleep next to a crazy psycho bitch who will try to rape me in the middle of the night!”.
He goes on, “Jessie Natalie and Chima were cracking up and I was going to get water and pour it on her and then yell “Michelle you pissed yourself!”
Now most people confronted with this story outside of the house would get away from psycho boy just as fast as they could. But Russell is stuck in his room with him and just says “Ronno, you a bad boy”.
Ronnie is all wound up, talking a mile a minute and doesn't even notice what Russell is saying.
Downstairs Jeff and Jordan are in bed. Jeff wants to play but Jordan is not feeling as frisky. He says he just wants to make out. He tells her everybody in the house knows, so its ok. He also says he doesn't want to be like April and Ollie and then he has to explain to her that they were having sex all the time. Jordan can't believe someone would do that on TV and worries that her family even sees them kiss.
Jeff takes it all in good humor. He is a very happy man this morning. Singing and being playful. I am beginning to think they are falling in love and Jeff has the Coup power and all is well in his world. He knows they are safe and he just wants to enjoy it all.
Things do get ruined a little when Big Brother makes them all go up to the HoH room for an HoH lock down. Everybody is stuck in there together and you can just see the tension.
Ronnie is sitting by himself in a corner, just starring at everybody. He doesn't have much to say now.
Jeff could care less and curls up on the floor to sleep.
Jordan decides she will take a bath.
I suspect it will be a long and miserable day for Ronnie.
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