Big Brother 11: Producers Fear Chima - Tonight's Live Show Won't Be Live
Live Feed Spoiler Report and Commentary by Big Sister
August 13, 2009
Hurricane Chima
is ready to blow.
Yesterday in the Big Brother house the hamsters were all sworn to secrecy. They were called to the Diary Room individually and told that “something will happen tomorrow”, (today) and that they are not to talk about it.
They aren't allowed to talk about it because it would get out over the live feeds and we would all know. Well, we know anyway.
Since last Friday Chima has been threatening to ruin the live show tonight if her nominations are changed by use of the what the hamsters are calling the “mystery power” and what we know as the Coup d'Etat.
Here is some of what she has said:
“I must be able to pick the replacement nominee because if not, what the fuck am I here for? Its the live show, don't fuck with me mother fucker! Why the fuck did I win HoH if the mystery power can take someone down? This is bullshit! They will have to fish tank me. You can't take down my nominations and put up two people! That's ALL my power! All I got was lotion and a luke warm shower! I will fucking have a fit during the live show and camp my ass out in the DR! I will throw a hissy fit like they've never seen on Reality TV. I'll be on TMZ and E and they'll be saying 'Can you believe what happened on Big Brother?'”
And she has continued to threaten to wreak havoc during the live show every day since. The producers are taking her seriously because tonight's live show will not be live.
The “live” studio audience has been told to arrive at 11:30 Big Brother time instead of the normal 3:30. This gives the production team an extra four hours to re-shoot and edit as needed.
If Chima does go ballistic they will be able to edit it as needed.
I expect, and I'm sure the producers know, that Jeff will us the Coup and Jessie and Natalie will be the new nominees. I expect both of them to go off as well. Especially Natalie.
And we won't get to see it all because it will be taped and edited.
On the one hand I can't blame Big Brother for this.
The Coup has never been used before and it will be difficult to plan how much time it will take.
They don't want to go over their hour limit and if Chima, Jessie and Natalie get out of control they will not have any way to control the time and get through the new nominations, the vote and then on to the new Head of Household competition.
On the other hand I don't like it at all. I want to see what actually happens when Jeff stands up and takes the power away from Chima. It hasn't even happened yet and I already feel cheated. We've been waiting two weeks to see this happen.
I would rather they cut short the recap of everything that has happened in the last two weeks and the usual puff pieces. Get right into the eviction and let it play out. Take security in to remove the evictee if needed. Do the HoH and let us listen in to the hamsters as they complain about it afterwards until the time is up.
In other words, give us reality.
But what we would hear, more than anything else, would be the bleeping as Chima, Jessie and Natalie tells America over and over again to “suck it” and more.
Its still going to be fun to watch tonight, but it just won't be the same.
Because of her sisterly relation to her "Big Brother" it's really important that Big Sister's identity remain covert - we wouldn't want the parental unit getting wind of her snooping and "ground" her. Fortunately around here they can keep a secret much better than most of the major networks!
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