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Big Brother 11: Fabulous Kevin And A Clean Rat-Nat Are Working Jordan
Live Feed Spoiler Report and Commentary by Big Sister
September 13, 2009
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Vote for me because
I'm fabulous.
Saturday in the Big Brother house was a momentous day in Hamsterville.
Natalie took a shower. It was Saturday. And it was about a week since her last one.
To mark the occasion she also brushed her teeth and hocked a big one in the sink.
Yeah, it was that kind of day friends.
She dresses in her traditional basketball shorts and tank top. She is a fashion maven and no doubt will be recruited by modeling agencies world wide. She's got what it takes and if you don't think so, just ask her.
By the way, when this happens its about five in the afternoon and yeah, they've all spent the day in bed. The excitement is never ending.
Of course it is dinner time and not a one of these three can cook. How do you get to be an adult and not know how to cook for yourself?
Rat-Nat asks Kevin "What's that stuff Jeff used to make?" Kevin says "Pasta, we could have pasta". Rat-Nat says "But he never used canned stuff, he made his with stuff in it". Kevin says "We could make it with stuff in it".
But they can't figure out what the stuff "is" and how to "put it in it". So no pasta.
Kevin says "Hamburger helper?" And suddenly I understand why that stuff exists.
Kevin suggests "You could make stuffed chicken" and Rat-Nat says "How do you do that?" He says "Take a chicken breast, make a slit in it and put shit in it".
Big Brother needs to have McDonald's delivered for these twits.
They start talking about Natalie's upcoming marriage and I say a little prayer for her finacee. Kevin asks her "Why rush it, just live together" and Natalie says "You should be married before you live together".
Kevin asks "How long have you been together?" and once again Rat-Nat demonstrates what a great liar she is and gets screwed by the truth. "Three years" she says.
Now her fiancée looked to me like he was in his late 20's or early 30's. And as we all know, because she tells us every day, Rat-Nat is 18. So when she was 15 she was dating a guy in his mid-twenties? Ummm? Where is "Dateline" when you need it?
Of course Kevin.....
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