Big Brother 11: Hamsterville Just Got Even Better
Report by Big Sister
JUne 17, 2009
So loyal Big Brother hamster addict that you are you have been watching the feeds and reading my reports for the last 22 hours.
Your computer is littered with Pizza crumbs.
You are about to pass out from exhaustion so you decide to close your eyes and take a quick little nappy.
Sixteen hours later you wake up and wipe the drool covered pizza crumbs off your keyboard, believe me, I've been there. In desperation for a hamster news fix you read my latest reports.
You missed the food fight where surprisingly, the lobster lost. Last time I'll bet on a crustacean.
You missed John and Mary doing the nasty in the hammock, which broke and dumped them both on the ground. Reminding us all of the importance of safe sex.
You missed Evel Dick sneaking back into the house and stealing everyones underwear and trying on the ugly girls panties.
And of course you missed the producers yelling at everybody so they can feel like they are contributing something.
What are you going to do?
In the bad old days you would have had to get by just reading my snarky reports and maybe finding some of what you missed on YouTube.
Finally, and I say that with all the sarcasm I can muster, the folks at Real Player have listened to the fans. This year the problem is finally solved.
One of several new features on this year's live feeds will allow you to input a time of day into your live feeds control screen and immediately watch the feeds from that point. Yeah! Cool and we've been asking for it for years....but hey, better late than never. You don't have to miss anything anymore.
And because of that I'll start time stamping my reports so when you read about something and you want to see it happen it will be easy to find. Yeah! That's cool too.
A couple of more developments this year. They'll feature a list of major activities and incidents and you'll be able to click on the list and watch.
The four little buttons to switch between cameras will now be four little thumbnails so that even when you are watching one camera in full view you can see what is happening on the other cams. Makes it easier to find what you want to watch. The traditional quad view will still be available.
I talked to Ryan at Real and he says there is even more coming but if he tells us about it before his boss gives him the ok, they will take away his birthday and give his private number to Amber.
So watch for more to come and don't you dare miss one of my live feed reports.
Meet me here on RTVC for the live online viewing party when Big Brother 11 premieres on Thursday, July 9th.
Because of her sisterly relation to her "Big Brother" it's really important that Big Sister's identity remain covert - we wouldn't want the parental unit getting wind of her snooping and "ground" her. Fortunately around here they can keep a secret much better than most of the major networks!
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