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Big Brother 12: Big Brother Is A Complete And Total Sham
Yell At Your TV Big Brother Commentary by RTVC Staff Writer Kathleen
September 1, 2010
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Dance Ragan bear, dance.
This is a Big Brother spoiler.
If you are one of those viewers who watches only the prime time version and believes absolutely everything you see, stop now. Read no further.
I never want to be the one to explain about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Let the little children have their fantasies.
But, kids, you are being conned. Hamster life in the Big Brother house is about as spontaneous and unscripted as a losing politician’s concession speech.
We have known, or should have, for years that what is shown two evenings a week is a novel created in the editor’s lair. And the “live” show is real only in that it’s live. They rehearse, for heaven’s sake.
There is more reality in the first grade school pageant when half the children suddenly burst into spontaneous dance in lieu of reciting their part from the script. And the first graders are more fun to watch.
In the show we are now down to the dregs.
There aren’t enough bodies left to make the voting interesting. Five people, two votes. Gee. How tough can that be? Especially when minds have been made up already.
So what is a poor benighted producer to do? Cajole? Threaten? The editor has so little to work with that they may have to resort to Photoshop. Just kidding. Ragan’s head on Evil Dick’s body just wouldn’t work.
No instead they are doing the roadside zoo thing. You know … the ramshackle place along the highway where they have a bear? The bear is caged and chained but when poked with a stick it will come out and dance.
Ragan doesn’t look much like a bear but that is the role they have him in.
He knows his number is up and his goose is cooked. Even his attempts to get blind drunk are not causing sufficient blackout to soothe his tortured ego. Even his desperate attempts to make himself feel better by bashing Rachel are not working. He’s just crawled off into his bed and wants to stay there until Thursday or maybe forever.
But Big Brother is not having any of that. There will be no crawling off to die on BB. They want Ragan to come out and beg. Dance Ragan-Bear, Dance.
Ragan is a seriously disturbed man. If you watch the feeds or read Big Sister, you know that.
His idea of a good time is to go out with friends and get so drunk that he blacks out. OMG. The man will never see 50. But, what is suddenly of huge importance to Ragan is “how will he be perceived”. OMG again. Now he’s worried about is reputation?
OK, Ragan. Let’s digress from the discussion.....
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