Big Brother: 12 New Hamsters, 4 Oldies And I'm The Judge! Commentary by RTVC Staff Wrter Rikki A. July 7, 2012
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Too many jokes,
too little time.
I know BB doesn’t start for another week, but I would be remiss to not take this opportunity to give my first impressions on this season’s crop.
I’m not reprinting their bios here, so you should check out Big Sister’s first impressions article for all the background info you’re gonna need to follow along with me.
You can do that by clicking on any of the names to the left. It will open up in a new window for you so you won't lose your place here.
Moving on. Do I know anything about these hamsters? No.
Is everything I am about to write basically stereotyping them based on their pictures and their limited answers of producers stupid questions. Yes.
Is it nice to judge someone without ever seeing them or hearing them? No.
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
May I remind you readers that I am not the most PC of writers on this site, so stereotyping and making assumptions without actually knowing a thing about these hamsters is right up my alley.
I don’t proclaim to be the FOX news of RTVC. I am not fair and balanced. I am more the Judge Judy of RTVC.
I judge harshly, and mostly just off appearances. At least until the season starts.
So without further ado, let the judging begin.
We’re just gonna do this alphabetically, which is a concept that Ms. Ashley might not actually understand.
Now give me some credit, I’m not just saying that because she is blonde and appears to be wearing a tube top, I’m saying that because she considers sunbathing an activity and she wants us to think that she is going to play stupid when more than likely she is just stupid.
Can I just say that it really annoys me when people talk about their dislike of floaters?
I think like playing ditz, which Ashley plans on doing, or anything else, floating is a legit strategy and when done right can get a hamster far.
Her motto talks about giving love to things you love, which to me seems like a given, and giving zero attention to things you don’t love. That’s a scary philosophy.
What if she doesn’t love red lights? Should she not stop? What if she hates paying taxes? You get where I’m going with this.
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