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Celebrity Apprentice: The Trumpster Is A Major Perv
Commentary and Recap by RTVC Staff Writer Rikki A.
March 15, 2010
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Did Donald call
her an uggo?
The term “celebrity” must mean different things to different people because I sure wouldn’t consider half this cast of The Celebrity Apprentice to be celebrities at all.
In the very dramatic intro, Trump said these celebrities “put their careers on hold”. Really? I’m sure the three Midwest casinos where Sinbad had to cancel shows are scrambling to find another comic with as must prestige.
Most of them seem thankful to be on the show as it keeps them from having to continue on the boat show circuit as the token D-list celeb sitting with a stack of autographed 8 X 10 glossies at an empty card table.
I love that Brett Michaels is still being referred to as the front man for Poison, which was a band that I used to love. He is no longer that guy, he is now just known as the dude who probably has herpes thanks to his dating show Rock of Love.
I must say the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars trumps this show in terms of star power, pun intended.
The guy’s team has a little bit more name power than the girl’s team. I have only heard of Hollie, Sharon, and Cindy on the girl’s team. I hadn’t seen Hollie since her Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper days. Cindy looks like she can’t decide it she’s a former Grammy winning songbird or a homeless nomad. Her style is very interesting; she rocked Phil Spector hair in the boardroom, which didn’t work for her.
Sharon Osborne drives me crazy. The swearing shtick is getting so old. A wise grandmother once told me if you have to swear you have nothing more intelligent to say. Sharon proves my Grammy’s theory correct, she sounds ridiculous.
Sinbad made a comment about Brett still rocking the rock star hair. C’mon Sinbad, you gotta know that’s not his real hair. I think all his real hair fell out as a result of a bad Valtrex side effect. I wish he would just accept it and move on; he looks like he is wearing a child’s Hannah Montana dress up wig. Brother, it just ain’t workin’.
A side note, I don’t consider Curtis Stone a celebrity, but I hope he’s around to look at all season long.
Okay, so when it came time to name teams the girls thought about tenacious, and ultimately went with Tenacity. English lesson here, tenacious is an adjective: which is a word to describe. If they were going to name their team an adjective, I have a few suggestions; lame, washed up, relatively unknown…….I could go on.
Trump seemed to be cool with the name, and preferred it to the guy’s choice of Rock Solid. I really didn’t care for either one, but found Rock Solid a more fitting choice.
After the preverbal naming of the teams, the guys and girls were allowed to pick the opposing team’s project manager, and I think both teams chose wisely. The girls choosing Brett who admitted to having one hour rest and the guys choosing Cindy hoping to knock her out of the game early. It was hard to have too much strategy this early in the game, because you just don’t know enough about everyone, but I think they made informed choices with what little knowledge they had.
Another side note, I must say that I actually found Sinbad to be fairly humorous. Who knew? Well, no one I guess, that’s why he’s on the show.
Everyone kept saying Rob.....
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