Hell's Kitchen: Raw Mussels, Cold Tuna, Bloody Pork, An All Time Low
Recap and Commentary By RTVC Staff Writer Rebecca Moatz
June 19, 2012
Liar, Liar,
apron on fire!
Welcome to McDonald’s Play Land, ahem, I mean Hell’s Kitchen.
I’m sorry for the mix-up, but when I first began watching last night’s episode and saw all of those plastic balls, well all that was missing was the net around the ball pit.
Most of the contestants have been acting like spoiled children anyway, whining, crying, yelling, fighting, and my personal favorite, backbiting.
As a matter of fact, I have seen toddlers behave better towards one another in the ball pit.
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
Why didn’t Chef Ramsay just have the chefs fix cheeseburgers, fries and apple pie?
Oh yes, that’s right, they already had an all-American menu, which was a total disaster. Hence, the Mexican fine dining challenge.
Things actually began to look promising for the aspiring chefs during the challenge, as many of the dishes presented pleased the judges.
And the women pulled off the win again, scraping by with one point.
So, while Red Team was treated to a limo ride to enjoy some fine dining for lunch, the men limped away to endure tripe.
Perhaps Kimmie should have been sent to the men’s team instead of Roshni. I’m sure she probably likes tripe as much as lamb balls.
After lunch, the women enjoyed Salsa dancing lessons, while back in Hell’s Kitchen the men had to prep both kitchens for dinner while fighting certain nausea from digesting that nasty tripe.
My stomach, on the other hand, was still churning from the thought of Clemenza imitating Tom Cruise’s underwear dance in Risky Business. I really like you, Clemenza, but with your clothes on, please.
Not that Tom Cruise was all that in his underwear either. As a matter of fact, I would prefer not to think of any chef in underwear while preparing food for my table, thank you.
However, the children’s games really began with Tiffany’s behavior upon the ladies’ return to Hell’s Kitchen.
For a fairly big girl, she’s either a lightweight drinker or used alcohol as a cover while she played devil’s advocate.
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