The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Poker Face And Third Eye Blind Recap and Commentary by RTVC Staff Writer Jackie Morrison
May 7, 2012
In the Poker Face episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa Hysteria and Juicy Joe were serving pizza while trying to stay calm in the wake of Joe’s DUI arrest and attempt to falsely attain a driver’s license.
The possibility that Joe could go to jail is serious and Teresa is yapping to the press.
Turns out she believes her brother won’t support her if her husband is away but Brother Joe quickly dispels those doubts.
It seems that Teresa will do anything for a fast buck these days now that she is the breadwinner of the family.
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Everything is falling apart. The Giudice bankruptcy and now the pizza parlor is failing. No wonder Teresa is hustling.
Jacqueline and Chris are failing with Ashlee again.
Even when they try to get rid of her with a one way ticket to Las Vegas she manages to miss her flight.
Albie drove Ashlee to the airport in time but it was too confusing and she missed her flight and went home.
Between her claims of a panic attack and depression one gets the impression that Ashlee just isn’t growing up anytime soon.
She is just as delusional as Teresa with her belief in a future as a pop star without work.
Something tells me that if Madonna were Ashlee’s momma things would have turned out much differently.
Lourdes Leon is only 15 but already eons ahead of Ashlee in maturity. Jacqueline has certainly tried but Ashlee is a head case.
As for Caroline and her daughter Lauren, they take a trip to see the famous Dr. Perricone.
Lauren wants to lose weight but it has been hard for her. When she tells the doctor about her Italian diet he basically explains why she struggles with her weight.
Then he prescribes her some of his Perricone diet to shed the pounds and stop her aging process.
Mom tries to be supportive but agrees that Lauren needs to lose weight.
Turns out the Manzo boys inherited the Laurita genes towards a faster metabolism but Lauren takes after the Manzo tendency to gain weight. Hopefully Perricone can help.
Teresa causes a ruckus by calling Melissa a Gold digger at the ladies gathering during the episode. Melissa tells her brother that if a richer guy came along Melissa would be gone.
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