The Simple Life 3: Interns
Premieres January 26, 2005 On FOX
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Those loveable scamps are coming back for more hilarious hijinks. Is "Gag me with a spoon!" still in vogue? I guess my age is showing but that sums up my feelings for Simple Life perfectly. Nicole and Paris completed filming of the third and I hope final edition of this mindless fluff. Once again we will learn "That's hot!" while they intentionally annoy and irritate the people who are generous enough to put them up. The big twist this time is they are traveling on a Bus. Our guess is the insurance for them to drive just got to be too much. Again they will stay with decent people who will get treated as doormats in return for their kindness. Once again they will deliberately sabotage any job they take for the "cool" humor of it. Once again anybody over 18 will cringe while watching it. At least I hope so.
The third season premieres on FOX January 26th.
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The Simple Life News
May 11, 2004
The second season of Simple Life is going to be interesting, especially for the editing crew. "A lot of crafty editing" is going to be required to make the FOX show work according to a Page Six report that says Paris and Nicole "were constantly at each other's throats" during the road trip. Reportedly the Beverly Hills Brats were barely on a speaking basis during the filming. "They were constantly at each other's throats," the Page Six source said. The FOX comment: "The show is completely authentic."
May 5, 2004
The Simple Life 2 will have a Simple Life 2 album released. In fact you can pre-order it here. The CD will include the music of Courtney Love, Atomic Kitten, Kylie Minogue, Atomic Kitten, Kool & the Gang, Stacie Orrico, The Thrills, Gomez, Ima Robot, Jamelia, Hayseed Dixie, The Penfifteen Club, and We3Kings. We3Kings are doing the Simple Life 2 theme, and The Penfifteen Club's contribution is "Hey Ms. Hilton."
April 28, 2004
Kathy Hilton is the mother of Simple Life star Paris Hilton. Mother has decided to try on daughters shoes. Kathy Hilton will star in NBC's The Good Life, an eight-episode RTV series in which Mom will teach ten young women how to fit into high society. Mommy Dearest will fire/execute/exile and otherwise ruin one women each week who does not meet her standards. The last remaining young, rich, brat gets a year's stay at the Waldorf-Astoria, a new car, clothing, jewelry and a starring role in an Internet porn scandal. Endemol is producing for NBC.
April 27, 2004
Simple Life star and rich Hollywood brat Paris Hilton had decided to leave the country and annoy a whole new group of people. Our sympathies to the Aussie's who seem a decent people and don't deserve this. Paris is in Austrailia where she is working on a B horror movie remake of House of Wax with Elisha Cuthbert. While down under she may play a part in the Australian version of Big Brother which is set to premiere May the 2nd. The Herald Sun is reporting that the show "has a secret" -- and "the latest is that Hollywood brat Paris Hilton could be a Big Brother intruder."
April 24, 2004
Here's a real shocker, ok, it will shock those who have been in a coma for a while, but no one else. Paris Hilton's homemade porn is coming to a video store near you. The 45 minute carnal cavorting, including some with the lights on, will be released by Red Light District Video. They acquired the rights from the other half of the tape, Rick Saloman. The tape will be called "One Night in Paris." I would have preferred "Is Paris Burning?" And here comes the best part. Simple Life 2 premieres on June 16th. The tape hits the video stores one day before on the 15th. I'm beginning to think Paris is not as dumb as she looks, as dumb as she acts, as dumb as she seems........
Thursday, Aprill 22, 2004
Filming on The Simple Life 2 is done and post production has begun in anticipation of a June 16th debut on FOX. At last Wednesday's wrap party for cast and crew, Paris and Nicole showed up with a cow. A real bovine, not an ugly friend they drag along for comparison. While at the party they were asked how it was to work at a Nudist Colony. Paris said, "It was really gross. It wasn't like a nudist colony with people our age or anyone like really hot -- they were really old." She will be old some day. And no matter how much surgery she has to correct the flaws of aging, she will still be old. And young people will shun her. Some young hottie will say, "Paris? Isn't she that really old woman who was once somebody?" Patience is the best revenge.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
FOX rolled out it's summer schedule yesterday which includes their year round programming scheme. For Reality TV fans it means the premeier of the second season of Simple Life. The Paris and Nicole road trip will debut Wednesday, June 16th at 8pm e/p with a second episode to follow that night in the show's regular time slot; 9pm e/p. The Simple Life 2, will follow Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's cross-country road trip, traveling from Miami Beach to Beverly Hills in their pink pickup and pulling a trailer. Tinkerbell is back and another dog, Honey Child, joins the cast.
Sunday, April 4, 2004
Paris Hilton of The Simple Life has revealed that she pretty much gets her way with anything .... including speeding tickets. She says when she is pulled over, "I always get out of it. The cop always ends up giving me his business card and saying, 'Let's go to dinner tonight.' But I never call them. I got a few tickets from girl cops though." I'm not sure what bothers me most .... that she strings along a guy to get what she wants, that the cops are that stupid and foolish, that she get's away with it, that she brags about it, that she sees nothing wrong with it, or that some will admire her for it and wish they could do the same.
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Will The Simple Life 2 feature a segment filmed at a Nudist Resort? Following in the footsteps of The Surreal Life ( what a concept ) Simple Life producers did contact three separate Nudist Resorts and it appears that one accepted. No word yet on whether or not Paris and Nichole will be nude, what color the "blur's" will be, or who will get the Internet rights to the bootlegged footage.
Monday, March 22, 2004
Simple Life follow up: We reported Saturday that The Simple Life 2 star Paris Hilton had been thrown from a horse and flown to a hospital Friday. The accident occured while filming the second season of the show. Paris was released from the hospital Friday evening. She was not injured.
Saturday, March 20, 2004
Paris Hilton, star of The Simple Life was life flighted to a Florida Hospital Friday after being thrown from a horse during filming of the second season of the show. Hospital sources said she should be released Friday night. There was no immediate report of her injuries, if any. 20th Century Fox Television spokesman, Chris Alexander, told Reuters that Hilton was walking around after the incident, "but to error on the absolute side of caution, we made a decision to medevac her." Paris was reportedly first treated at the scene and then flown to the hospital. It is not known when filming might resume or whether or not the shows airing would be delayed.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie started the 30 day cross county trip during which the filming of season two would be completed on the weekend of March 13-14. The trip runs from Miami Beach to Beverly Hills as they cruise cross country in their pink pick up truck towing a bright silver Airstream trailer.
Of course they have no money, no credit cards, no cell phones etc. They will be stopping and staying with complete strangers who will have arranged a job for them to get fired from.
Early reports indicate their first job was at the Weeki Wachee Springs water park in Florida.
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