Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains: Jessica “Sugar” Kiper - Stimpy's Take and Interview Commentary and Snarkfest by Stimpy
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Jessica “Sugar” Kiper (29)
Tribe: Heroes
Hometown: Baton Rouge, La.
Current Residence: Los Angeles, Calif.
Personal Claim To Fame: “Becoming a retro pin-up model.”
Inspiration in Life: “My dad.”
Previous Finishes: Gabon: 2nd Runner Up
Favorite Past Moment: “Blindsiding Randy.”
Previous Survivor She Respects Most: Bruce Kanegai (Panama)
Previous Survivor She Respects Least: Corinne Kaplan (Gabon)
Why Did She Come Back? : “For the Survivor lovin’ viewers.”
Stimpy’s Thoughts
MUST. NOT. ASK. WHY.
Sorry about that.
Okay, so she’s boinking JT. There’s a reason.
And she can be devious, but let’s be honest with ourselves here folks; That video was a steaming pile of cattle dung.
How many times did we see her in Gabon giving confessionals lamenting her turning on Ass?
Sorry, Ace.
I mean, when you watch the video, you get the vibe that this chick has some shit up her sleeve, but given how she pissed away everything just for some face time, so Bob could win in Gabon, it just screams bullshit.
Honestly, I don’t know what to make of this chick.
For all her talk about secret alliances, you’d think she was smart. But then she pops off on Parvati for not returning phone calls as a reason to dump her (yeah, it may have been in jest, but with Sugar, you can never tell), you just gotta go: uhhumenah?
Somehow, I get the vibe that she’s going to stupidly start canoodling with JT and people will pick up on it, and she’s gonna be an early boot.
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