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Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains: Little Boys Playing Dress-Up And Other Too Funny To Be Real Moments
Commentary by RTVC Staff Writer Kathleen
March 12, 2010
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Well shucks, I did it
for the team.
Oh, I am so gullible. I fell for it, hook line and preview. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
When Jeff said “next week on Survivor”, I thought it meant something. I watched carefully. I was interested.
Piffle.
None of it happened. Not even close. Heck, what they showed us with fanfare and hoopla was just a plain old wrestling move from a dramatic camera angle. It was Coach who went down, but it was a non-event.
So, fellow campers, take those inflammatory previews with a grain of salt or a pitcher of beer. They are worthless.
Breathe, Kathleen. Breathe.
OK. Let’s get to what is really happening.
Last week (or last night in Survivor-time) Tom and Colby worked up a plan to oust Cirie. The plan included JT and the Hidden Immunity Idol that Tom had found, and that everyone knew he had. It was well played and pretty lucky.
The plan could have gone south several ways but it didn’t.
Now, however, Tom and Colby are going to have to deal with the fallout.
If JT sticks with them they might be solid. But JT is about as slippery as a wet fish this season. If Candace comes over to the strong man alliance, they might be solid. Their best bet is to win immunity and not have to deal with it today. But that’s what I was thinking going in to the episode. This show has about one hour now to make me look like a donkey again.
First we have JT scrambling with his shucks and good ole country boy demeanor telling some folks that he “did it for the team” and others that it was strategy to get rid of Cirie while the getting was good. THAT one is the truth. Unvarnished. Tom had been working on that one from day one and strategically, Tom knows how to play the game.
Take a break from the game for some humor.
Coach assembles the Villains on the beach for a session of modified Tai Chi which he calls Dragon Slayer Chi. Russell calls it “Coach-ee” which is funnier. Russell is absent. Everyone else is participating, but apparently only because there is nothing better going on. The girls are laughing behind Coach’s back. He is oblivious.
Why is Russell absent? Because he’s out digging for the idol. Did he find it? Did you have any doubt? Of course he did. There it is … the Leprechaun grin.
Bad points go to the Villains. They are being lead by Rob who admittedly knows nothing about Hidden Immunity Idols. Rob, you are an otherwise able guy. Talk to Parvati. Talk to anyone who played in an H.I.I. season. Don’t be so darned smug about the value of the little trinket. You have just made the little guy you think is such a joke, armed and dangerous.
Break from the game.....
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