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Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains: A Separated Shoulder, A Broken Toe, Boobs And A Lack Of Balls
Commentary and Snarkfest by RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy
February 12, 2010
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1) Tom; Call me a cock-eyed optimist (but so was Reagan), but I think after all the leanings towards dumping Sugar, Tom being the one to want to gun for Cirie is an indication that the man’s not an idiot.
2) JT; I’m probably ranking him higher than I would have originally thought, but JT is into the game, and not afraid of doing what’s necessary to get to the end. His whole idea of having an alliance with everyone isn’t the biggest thing in his favor; it’s his assertion that he’s not there to maintain his ‘Hero’ persona.
3) James; It’s not like I think he’s got a chance to win, but I don’t think he’s going anywhere soon.
4) Candice; I’m probably ranking her higher than I would have thought, but she ain’t on anyone’s radar yet, and she seems to realize the importance of breaking up power groupings. That makes her an important vote, and if she realizes it she can work it to her advantage.
5) Amanda; Probably safe for the time being, but I don’t see anything yet that makes me say ‘wow, she’s gonna do it again’.
6) Colby; His ONE redeeming thing from this episode was that he got a bit of the narrator role. But as I said, it was a bit of a clueless narrator. I think he’s in over his head.
7) Rupert; I only put him this low because of that bad toe. He still has no shot to win based on what I’ve seen, but now he’s hindered.
8) Stephenie; You’ve been targeted once. Watch out. And tone down the attitude.
9) Cirie; Yeah, I know others out there love her to death, but guess what I don’t. Tom’s already gunning for her and she made a misstep at Tribal Council. Watch out Gangsta Oprah. Others DO know you. And not just me. Others in the game are on to you.
Villains
1) Rob; So yeah, it looks like he falls into a hole and nearly dies. The result? Amber will be pissed, and not much else. Unless next week’s episode starts with a ‘Sumo at Sea - in the mud’ Challenge, Rob’s around for a bit longer. Watch the opening credits, he’s there for at least that long. Regardless, the only thing taking Rob out early is an evacuation.
2) Douche™; Speaking of evacuations, I may need one for putting this doofus up this high. But let’s face it folks, even with his reputation he isn’t pissing anyone off….yet.
3) Tyson; I hate putting him this high, but he ain’t going anywhere soon.
4) Danielle; Despite her initial cozy-ness to The Dick™, I think Danielle might be okay for a bit.
5) Parvati; I wanted to put her a bit higher, but that’s just because of my lust for her. Other than that, she hasn’t done anything wrong yet that will get her gunned.
6) Jerri; She seems to be doing all right so far.
7) Randy; Not pissing anyone off and bowing to Rob’s goodness. Not a bad strategy.
8) Sandra; Not pissing anyone off and bowing to Rob’s goodness. Not a bad strategy.
9) The Dick™; I think he might be playing too hard and getting too jealous of Rob for his own good. Even though no one’s seen his previous game, they’re getting a glimpse of it. Too much, too fast. It didn’t burn him last time, but with this crowd, it might.
10) Courtney; I only put her down here because we haven’t seen much of the shenanigans on her tribe, so I don’t know where she fits. She’s either a useful vote or an easy boot.
So there ya go folks. My thoughts and snarks on all that transpired on the premiere evening of Survivor Heroes vs. Villains.
I hope you enjoyed the episode, and I hope you enjoyed my thoughts.
Of course, I know, you enjoyed one more than the other.
If you want to bitch me out, feel free to send an email to ds195@yahoo.ca or comment below.
Cheers!
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Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at ds195@yahoo.ca.
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