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Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains: Heroes Eat Their Own As They Go From Team To Self Preservation
Commentary and Snarkfest by RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy
February 19, 2010

Everyone and his uncle
knew he was calling
out Stephenie.
Hey there Survivor (and Stimpy) fans! Episode two of Heroes vs. Villains is in the books and oh my holy god have we got some stuff to discuss and dissect.

Let's begin with that intro. The whole 'Previously on Survivor' stuff, that precedes each episode.

I realize they've gotta keep pumping this up as being THE season and THE cast, but how can they seriously say that they've got the ten 'best' heroes and villains in Survivor history.

I know they can't come out and say 'we wanted the best, but this is what we got', but you can't refer to any cast that includes the likes of Sugar and Candice as being the 'best'.

That is all.

Also, I've noticed one very disturbing trend over the past few years. In that, rather than just a brief recap of the previous episode, they're giving us a bit of a 'slant' and other information that we didn't actually see.

We got it in this one with how things were apparently taking a toll on Rob and how the lack of a good shelter could adversely affect the Villains.

Y'know what?

(Mr. Horse from the old 'Ren and Stimpy Show' Mode ON)

No sir, I don't like it.

(Mr. Horse from the old 'Ren and Stimpy Show' Mode OFF)

Even if you hadn't caught the 'next on Survivor' blurb from last week, or seen a preview, there's no need for the 'Sledgehammer of Plot Development' team to club us over the head with the 'sheer drama' of Rob potentially going down for the count.

And, since the very first shot of new stuff was the Villains getting drenched, did we really need to be prodded about how their shelter wasn't up to snuff?

We got that from last week CBS. We don't need to be told what to think.

Even if some people do need to be told what to think, that's what I'm here for.

Moving on.

Sure as shit, we begin with the Villains getting deck-mopped by the weather, and they're none to pleased about it.

At the very least I was hoping for a comment from Jerri about how it was still worlds better than that shit-hole of a shelter (pun intended) Rupert created for their tribe back during All-Stars.

Alas, such are the dreams of fools like I.

I made note of it in.....
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