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Survivor Nicaragua: Nice Kid 5, Back Stabber 4, Jerk 0
Snarkfest by Senior RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy
December 21, 2010
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Didn't piss anybody off
and squeaks out the win.
For the last time this year, I bid hail and welcome to you, the fans of Survivor Nicaragua, to this, Stimpy’s Snarkfest on the finale.
Before we get to that however, let me take the time to thank both Aaron and Chris for pointing out my stupidity last time out.
It wasn’t Kelly who didn’t get the home video back in Borneo, it was - as the boys pointed out - Jenna.
I knew that, and yet, I screwed up (btw: nice catch Mr. Editor - you’d think someone with a car a nice as his would have attention to detail).
Editor's Note: I'd take a moment and hang my head in shame, but the Corvette needs a waxing, so nope, I won't.
I know, nice mea culpa?
But, I admitted it. That’s enough.
Why did I screw up? It was late, and I’d been drinking.
Now for all of you who are sitting back and saying ‘why don’t you just NOT drink while doing the Snarkfest?’, weeeellllllll.
Lemme tell ya this (and Aaron will appreciate this), my drinking (and smoking - deal with it Karen) are probably the only things keeping Canada’s economy doing so well.
At any rate, screw up addressed, let’s get to what went down tonight.
Previously, the New England Patriots have been on a winning streak with a cast of unknowns, other than their star quarter-back, Tom Brady.
And, despite starting some major games during his college years at LSU, Matt Flynn has never started an NFL game before.
Oh wait a sec.
That’s not Survivor!
I’m watching the damn football game!
As those of you on the east coast undoubtedly know, Survivor was delayed by another football game. Even though I live out west (but get an eastern feed), I figured I’d throw that out just so everyone else knew what you went through.
After the delay, we get into it with who’s in the final five.
-Dan; hasn’t pissed anyone off, but also hasn’t done anything.
-Holly; stole Dan’s shoes; wanted to quit but hasn’t
-Chase; had alliances with tons.....
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