Survivor Redemption Island: David Murphy - Stimpy's Take, Bio, Photo, Video And More
By Reality TV Calendar Senior Staff Writer Stimpy
January 19, 2011
David Murphy
Stimpy's Take:
Stimpy no like.
He’s arrogant, pretentious, a know it all, who thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
What’s not to like, you say?
Well, the problem here, is that he’s obviously succeeded at shit in his life, else he wouldn’t have such an arrogant sense of himself.
Meaning he’s got he tools to succeed, and probably will in this game, so we’re gonna get a great deal of himself verbally fellating himself.
And I ain’t looking forward to that.
Although I will say this. Lawyers don’t always succeed too well in this game, because even though there’s a jury at the end of the game, Survivor is not played out in a court room.
Arguing points of law and playing to a jury is one thing.
Coming off as an arrogant prick with a bunch of other people in arduous living conditions, is not a good way to endear yourself and stick around.
Plus, as a pretentious, arrogant know it all, any sense a head-butting arises no matter if he ends up with Rob or The Dick™.
Both of those guys can also be considered know it alls, and they also happen to be know it alls with actual game experience.
Plus, David hasn’t exactly watched a great deal of the show, and thinks with his life experience he can just be dropped on a beach and get things to go his way.
He may have the skills to succeed, and I appreciate the fact that he’s not worried about screwing people over to advance in this game.
But it’s that arrogance that I think could also end up biting him in the ass, big time.
Given my luck, I’d say we’re gonna be in for a long season of David telling us how his shit doesn’t stink and how everyone else in the game is stupid.
However, I’d also bet the house, that David won’t get the chance to start pre-spending the million, because I just don’t see how someone this full of himself can possibly succeed at getting people to award him the money.
That’s a hunch.
Again, I’d expect him to either go quickly for butting heads with the wrong person and alienating enough of the others, or he’ll be around for a long, long time, but I don’t see him winning.
At least I hope he doesn’t.
Bio: Name (Age): David Murphy (31) Tribe Designation: Zapatera Current Residence: West Hollywood, Calif. Occupation: Defense Attorney Personal Claim to Fame: I'm very proud of what I've accomplished professionally. Thus far in my career, I've been able to work on a number of very interesting and challenging cases. Inspiration in Life: I've actually looked up to a variety of people for different reasons at different points. I've learned a lot of life lessons. Hobbies: Sports, hanging out with friends and watching TV/movies. Pet Peeves: I can't stand stupid people. If we could criminalize stupidity, I think the world would be a better place. 3 Words to Describe You: Intelligent, thoughtful and sarcastic. SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I'd like to think I'd be myself and be original. Reason for being on SURVIVOR: This is a once in a lifetime experience. Why you think you'll "survive" SURVIVOR: Nine times out of 10, when I walk into a room, I am the most intelligent person there. I'm here to win. I don't care about screwing someone over. I don't care about deceiving people and I don't care how I'm perceived at the end. I'm not going to have a static approach to this game. Why you think you will be the sole SURVIVOR: In my eyes, I'm flawless. A significant part of my job is selling myself - making myself more appealing than my client. I do it because it's fun. I like the challenge. I like having the odds stacked against me and trying to find a way to win. This is a game; I didn't come to get second place.
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