Survivor Redemption Island: Sarita White - Stimpy's Take, Bio, Photo, Video And More
By Reality TV Calendar Senior Staff Writer Stimpy
January 19, 2011
Sarita White
Stimpy's Take:
Wow, a chick in her thirties.
While I’d like to wish her well, there ain’t much to go on here folks.
In one bio, she does list Parvati as her favorite player (Good!), but says she wants to be more open and honest with how she plays (So. Not. Good).
On her official bio page, she likens herself to Courtney from China (because of awkwardness; again, not good) and James (because of kindness and blind loyalty; again, also not good).
Now, Sarita does seem to be ready for what lies ahead of her in this game, from a physical and hardship point, and that’s all good.
But, I ain’t getting a ‘player’ vibe out of here.
Just ‘nice chick’.
And, not unlike Mike, I dunno if that’s gonna be enough to get her to the end, let alone help her win.
Now, I grant you, based on what I’m reading here, Sarita is probably gonna have a social game to DIE for.
That’s all well and good, but no one with an ounce of acumen in their heads will want this chick anywhere near the finals. ‘Cause she’d be akin to grim death if she gets there.
Now, she can get there. If she does have James’ blind loyalty, she could easily get dragged along.
But only an idiot would be stupid enough to take her to the finals if she’s gonna be as good socially in this game I think she can be.
Oh, yeah. The Dick™ is back this season, isn’t he? And, he’s proven he’s stupid enough to take someone like that to the finals with him.
Dunno, if he (or anyone else for that matter) will be stupid enough to do it again, but methinks that’s Sarita’s only way to the finals.
She may make enough friends to keep herself protected enough to get to the merge, but if she is just gonna be ‘nice chick’ as I get the feeling she will, no one in their right mind will want her at the end.
Thus, it’ll either be jury duty, or an early exit if she’s as useless in challenges as Courtney was.
Blind loyalty can only get ya so far.
Bio: Name (Age): Sarita White (36) Tribe: Zapatera Current Residence: Santa Monica, Calif. Occupation: Visual Effects Producer Personal Claim to Fame: Getting from point A to B without a dollar in my pocket, only my own ambition to get there. Inspiration in Life: The art of living, laughing with my friends and family and knowing the best is always yet to come. Hobbies: Travel, art and lounging around in various stages of repose. Pet Peeves: Ignorance, pettiness, cheapness, tackiness and lack of chivalry. 3 Words to Describe You: Sagacious, wily and influential. SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Some strange combination between Courtney with her awkwardness in challenges and James with his kindness and blind loyalty. Reason for being on SURVIVOR: For the adventure of a lifetime. I'd also like to walk away with cold hard cash. Why you think you'll "survive" SURVIVOR: My earliest memories are of my hippie parents living in the yurt we built from scratch. Our garden, our outdoor shower, ourpretty little outhouse - I know how to live in the most basic way. Reason why you think you will be the sole SURVIVOR: I've got a steely grace that has served me well. I'm hard-pressed to think of anyone who could outwit me.
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