Survivor: The Douche™ Plays The Game And Don't Tempt The Baby Dick™ Snarkfest by Senior RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy September 22, 2011
Don't make me look
at the pretty girl!
Hey there fans of Survivor South Pacific! Episode two is in the books, and I, Stimpy, your humble (ha!) scribe am here once again to Snark away on it for ya.
But first!
Housekeeping;
-Thanks to everyone who emailed me direct with your thoughts, and, of course, praise.
-Did Oklahoma really look like the number one team in college football? I thought not.
-In the ‘Payback’s Gonna be a Bitch’ department; Nebraska? Those two shitty kick-catch interference calls you got against the Washington Huskies will come back and bite you in the ass. I’m thinking next week when Russell Wilson and the Wisconsin Badgers meet you on the field
-To those who posted comments at the end of last week’s Snarkfest:
-John Inc.; Yes, Russell the Dick™ can learn something from Douche™ (aka Coach), but I don’t think he’ll ever acknowledge that. Good point about the other returnees and how they should look at how Parvati played her second and third times out.
-Jill; Hells yeah, I’m back. Until they get a restraining order, I ain’t goin’ anywhere.
-Raynscloud; LOVED the image of Douche™ as Aladdin, and the ‘he CAN be taught’ bit. Awesome stuff, and I’m pissed I didn’t think of it.
-Sammy; Yer right. I didn’t mention anything about last week’s Tribal Council. In my defense, it was late. Plus I looked at my notes and just thought ‘lame’, all around, so I didn’t bother with it.
However, yes, Semhar’s ‘I got toothbrushes for everyone’ was about as ridiculous as it could get, in terms of an argument to keep her.
But, equally lame, ridiculous, and weak as that was John ‘Don’t Call Me John, Call Me Cochran’ Cochran™ (btw: thanks to everyone for not calling me on misspelling his last name), and his ‘do we have to base the vote on what’s happened?’ argument.
Seriously? What the fuck else are people gonna base it on? As Keith said - and I did kinda call him out for bitching out Don’t Call Me John, Call Me Cochran™ for no reason, especially since he didn’t vote for him - but they’ve only had three days, so what the hell else do people go on?
Plus, since Don’t Call Me John, Call Me In Over My Head™ was so clueless about what was going to happen, it means that the social game is something he doesn’t have down pat yet.
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