Survivor: God Votes Out Baby-Dick™, Albert Turns Weasel, Moron™ To Return? Snarkfest by Senior RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy December 15, 2011
God made him do it.
Greetings once again, fans of Survivor South Pacific! I bid you hail and welcome to the Snarkfest on episode twelve, where I, Stimpy, your humble (ha!) host shall delve in and dissect it for ya.
Plus, if I can stay sober enough, some of my own thoughts about how the jury, at present, may vote will be included.
Yeah, I know. Hoping I stay sober is bit like hoping the UCLA-Illinois bowl game will be one for the ages.
But, you can always hold out hope.
But first!
-Housekeeping;
-Non-Survivor thoughts;
-Robert Griffin winning the Heisman works for me. Actually, any one of the five kids up for it could have won, and I’d be okay with it. They were all deserving.
Unlike say, Jason White beating out Larry Fitzgerald in 2003, or the year Josh Heupel was even nominated.
-I mentioned the UCLA-Illinois game above, and just have to wonder: with those two meandering teams in a bowl game, where the hell is Western Kentucky?
And, don’t tell me they can’t get a bowl, because no one knows if their fans will travel for it. You won’t know till you give them the chance.
-Speaking of: Fiesta Bowl 2010 - TCU vs. Boise State. No one thought these two non-AQ’s could sell out a stadium, but they did.
-Speaking of: Once again Sugar Bowl, good job in picking Virginia Tech. Haven’t even sold half of their allotment of tickets yet.
-It’s all just another example of short-sighted, and tunnel-vision thinking.
The same kind that lead to having the eventual three-loss Oklahoma Sooners ranked number one in the pre-season polls. And, don’t say I didn’t warn ya about that.
-Post-Snarkfest comments;
-Debbie; While I hear your frustrations about this being a redux of last season, I still have to disagree with you about the better strategists being on Savaii.
Yes, the folks on Upolu haven’t shown an indication that they’re willing to rock the boat up to this point, but I wouldn’t call that as much a lack of strategy, instead of smart gamesmanship.
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