Survivor One World: Alicia Rosa - Stimpy's Take, Interview, Bio And More
By Reality TV Calendar Senior Staff Writer Stimpy
January 26, 2012
Alicia Rosa
Stimpy's Take:
Great, we’ve only just started and already I’m thinking to myself ‘where the hell did they find this moron?’.
Sigh.
Alicia loves ‘singing, running and spending money’. Hopefully not all at the same time, lest she pull a muscle or something.
Sigh.
She dislikes farting/burping. Good stuff. Spending every waking hour with people who’s digestive systems are probably gonna get a shock, I can’t possibly see how this could be a problem.
Sigh.
Oh, she also doesn’t like people who talk about themselves.
Yeah, in a social game where it really helps to make connections with people, the last thing I want to deal with is people who talk about themselves.
Sigh.
What’s really getting my colon in a knot though is how she compares herself to ‘Jenna Morasca from Season One, because she was the underdog’.
Jesus fuck.
Jenna Morasca from Season One? Are you fucking kidding me?
Jenna Morasca was from Amazon, which was season number six!
Jenna LEWIS was on Season One you ditz.
Oh, and the reason she’s on Survivor? She’ll make good TV.
Just shoot me.
Y’know what makes good TV on Survivor? Someone who knows what the fuck they’re doing!
So, what are we supposed to take from this? Well, other than the obvious that Alicia is a ditz, we should also infer that she’s pretty superficial, doesn’t really get what she’s setting herself up for, AND with the added bonus that she seems to be one of those types of people who tries to pretend that they know what they’re talking about, but really just come off as being morons.
I don’t expect everyone out there to know precisely what seasons Jenna Morasca and Jenna Lewis were a part of, nor know the fact that they were actually on the All-Stars season together, HOW-ever, if yer gonna name-drop one of them to liken yourself to, at least know what the fuck you’re talking about.
That’s akin to asking someone who their favorite quarterback is, and getting the response ‘Mike Brady’, who, while not a great quarterback, was at least a stand-up father to his three sons, and three step-daughters.
Until that whole ‘he was gay’ thing came up.
Anyhoo, the main thing here is that I think it’s appropriate that Alicia is a Special Ed teacher, because if she’s as stupid as she comes off, then only Special Ed kids would have IQs lower than hers. Although I do find it interesting that she has two jobs: Special Ed teacher AND Make-up artist.
Maybe even the Special Ed kids think she’s too stupid for them.
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
CBS Bio: Name (Age): Alicia Rosa (25) Tribe Designation: Salani Current Residence: Chicago, Ill. Occupation: Special Ed Teacher Personal Claim To Fame: Completing my Masters degree as I am the first in my family to do so. Inspiration in Life: I have yet to find someone to call my hero. I just continue to strive and work hard so that one day I might be considered an inspiration to someone. Hobbies: Singing, running and spending money. Pet Peeves: Bad manners (burping, farting), rushing and people who talk about themselves. 3 Words to Describe You: Confident, funny and ambitious. SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Jenna Morasca from season one because she was the under dog; though she wasn’t necessarily strong but definitely a strategist. Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I’ll make good TV. Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I’m educated, intelligent and can strategize. Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: People will underestimate me because of my good looks and I will show everyone how powerful I can be by using them to my advantage.
Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at ds195@yahoo.ca.
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