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Survivor One World: Bill Posley - Stimpy's Take, Interview, Bio And More
By Reality TV Calendar Senior Staff Writer Stimpy
January 26, 2012

Bill Posley
Stimpy's Take:
It’s a bit hard to get a read on Bill, since there’s not a lot of meat to his bio.

I mean what I see there doesn’t scream ‘red flag’ or anything.

He’s ex-military and currently a stand up comedian. That should scream ‘red flag’, but for some reason it doesn’t.

He describes himself as funny, adaptable and persistent.

Nuthin’ wrong with that.

Being ex-military he’s got the whole ‘team’ thing down in spades, and that could be a

Remember, a team doesn’t win Survivor. A person does. One.

Obviously Bill’s got the physical chops down, and I don’t foresee him being a liability out there, and I would tend to think his personality won’t grate on anyone too much.

But, the biggest problem I can find with Bill is his reason for being on Survivor: to push his mind and body to the limit.

While that’s certainly likely to happen on Survivor, if that’s all you’re looking for, then I’d suggest isolating yourself in the woods and trying to survive off the land while listening to nothing but Justin Bieber.

Believe me that’ll push your mind and your body.

However, since this is Survivor, I don’t want to hear about people being out there for the experience. I want them to be out there to win it.

And I ain’t getting that vibe from Bill.

He’s probably not gonna go right outta the gate, even with the overabundance of testosterone that’s gonna be out there, but even if he goes deep I don’t see anything here that tells me he’ll get down and dirty when the time comes.

He’ll be loyal, and probably get his torch snuffed when he least expects it. And, I doubt he’ll make a move like that against someone else.

Unless he really adapts to the game of Survivor, I don’t see him being a threat to win in the end.

Check that. If he gets to the end, and hasn’t pissed anyone off too much and played an ‘upstanding game’ – as is the wont of ex-military types – then yeah, he can win.

But, he’s gotta get there first. And unless there is another Colby out there this year, no one will be stupid enough to take Bill to the end.

Thus, he’s got little to no shot of winning.

Got thoughts? Post them at the end.

CBS Bio:
Name (Age): Bill Posley (28)
Tribe Designation: Manono
Current Residence: Venice, Calif.  
Occupation: Stand-Up Comedian  
Personal Claim to Fame: First male in my family to go to college.
Inspiration in Life: My grandfather who survived lung cancer. He went from no education to making a life for himself through hard work.
­Hobbies: Photography, tennis and music.
Pet Peeves: Clichés  
3 Words to Describe You: Funny, adaptable and persistent.
Reason for Being on SURVIVOR:  To push my mind and body to the limit.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: Athletic ex-military experience, intelligence, competitive spirit, ability to adapt and being a team player.  
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I am physically capable; I make a great teammate and would do whatever it takes.
Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at
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