Survivor One World: Christina Cha - Stimpy's Take, Interview, Bio And More
By Reality TV Calendar Senior Staff Writer Stimpy
January 26, 2012
Token Asian chick, and oh my holy god, does she set the bar low.
She likens herself, identifies herself as most like Kristina and Francesca from Survivor Redemption Island .
Y’know? The chicks who were voted off first and third from their tribe?
Add to that her personal claim to fame is placing fifth in some fit/advertising campaign.
I’d hate to see her at work as a Career Consultant: Just aim real low, and that way anything you accomplish will seem good by comparison.
Nuthin’ here suggests she knows what the hell she’s doing, other than showing up long enough to complete a sentence, then languishing for a bit in Losers’ Lodge before getting put on a slow boat to South America before the jury starts getting seated.
I don’t even know what to make of her pet peeve about people without follow-up skills.
However, I do know what to make of two other important things in her bio:
One; She wants to be on Survivor because she knows she can do it, and it looks like sooooooo much fun. Plus, she’s hoping that it’ll bring her family closer together.
Fuck. Where do we get started? Okay, she thinks Survivor is gonna be fun?
Lady? Have you even seen this show?
And that whole part about bringing her family together? Maybe it’s an Asian thing.
Y’know let’s hook up and watch our family member make a complete ass of themselves on national TV. That’ll be a larf.
Two; As to why she thinks she’ll succeed, she says she is good at delegating, leading, organizing, and problem solving.
Christina? It’s good that you have problem solving skills, ‘cause yer gonna need them if you run around delegating, leading and organizing.
The problem you’ll run into is that you’ll piss everyone off and they’re gonna want to vote you off tout de suite.
She also adds that Survivor a funny, goofy cute Asian girl, and that it’s time to represent.
Okay, first of all, Survivor has already had a funny, cute, goofy Asian girl, and her name was Michelle from Fiji . She wasn’t there to represent, but to play the game and did a pretty damn good job of it.
So, Christina, if you wanna ‘represent’ find some other forum for it, will ya?
I’m probably ragging on her too much, given how she says she’s inspired by Gandhi and Churchill – so she’s probably not a moron.
It’s just that she also doesn’t seem like a Survivor either.
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
CBS Bio: Name (Age): Christina Cha (29) Tribe Designation: Salani Current Residence: Hollywood, Calif. Occupation: Career Consultant Personal Claim to Fame: Senior year of college when I was president, my class won 5th place amongst several universities for the Honda Fit Advertisement Campaign. Inspiration in Life: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi with his inspiration of enrollment and empowerment in transforming people in non-violence movement and Winston Churchill. I know they contradict. However, he is one of the most sophisticated and insightful politicians who will go down in history as one of the world’s most admired leaders. Hobbies: Snowboarding, writing and hiking. Pet Peeves: When people have poor follow-up skills. 3 Words to Describe You: Fearless, unstoppable and empowering. SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Kristina on Redemption Island because she likes to take the lead and stands up for herself. I’m the same way. My sense of humor, though, is very sarcastic and dry like Francesca Hogi. Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I want to play the game because I know I can do it and it looks like so much fun! I also hope this show will bring my family closer together. Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I’m very great at delegating, instructing, leading, organizing and problem solving. I can build a fire, fish, spear fish (sort of) and build shelter. Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Survivor needs a funny, goofy and cute Asian girl! It’s time to represent.
Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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