Survivor One World: Jay Byars - Stimpy's Take, Interview, Bio And More
By Reality TV Calendar Senior Staff Writer Stimpy
January 26, 2012
Jay Byars
Stimpy's Take:
Brace yourself folks, this isn’t gonna be kind.
First off, it looks like he’s trying for a Matthew McConaughey look, and that is not a way to endear yourself to me.
Secondly, even though Probst says Jay plays the good, old California dude, he knows what time it is.
Bullshit us much, Probst? Seriously, look at the guys picture and tell me if you see anything in those eyes.
Bear Grylls is his inspiration in life? Aim low much, Jay?
One of his pet peeves is bad breath. That should really work out there for him with all
those people and absolutely no fucking toothpaste or mouthwash.
Also, what the fuck is a clingy texter?
Oh, it gets better.
He likens himself to Rupert and Colby, but not because of their physical ability.
No, Jay likes how they tried to play ‘nice guy’ games, but the fact that they couldn’t perform physically doesn’t sit well with Jay.
Obviously this goober hasn’t seen either Colby’s nor Rupert’s first kicks at the can. Their physical game was all they had.
Neither of them could strategize their way out of a wet paper bag, and I expect much the same from Jay.
His reason for being on Survivor? For the challenge and to see if he can outsmart everyone.
Somebody shoot me.
Jay says he has heart and will be level headed, and can win because he’s a winner in life.
I’ll believe that when I see it.
Remember how I mentioned that Monica was likely to find someone as stupid as Colby this season?
I may have been wrong.
Okay, so Jay isn’t gonna go anywhere right outta the gate, because let’s face it, he was chiseled outta stone.
He’s gonna be a physical force in this game to be sure, and that will keep him safe for some time.
But, post-merge that’ll work against him, and even with a solid alliance, there’s got to be enough sane people out there to gun him the second he doesn’t have individual immunity.
On the off-chance he could bull-doze his way to the end, there’s a chance he could win, but I just don’t get the vibe that there’s enough mental acumen there to make me think he’s a ‘total package’.
He’s probably a nice guy, with a good heart.
That and a buck-fifty will get you a coffee at Tim Hortons.
On Survivor, it won’t even get ya that much.
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
CBS Bio: Name (Age): Jay Byars (25) Tribe Designation: Manono Current Residence: Gaffney, S.C. Occupation: Model Personal Claim to Fame: Being a part of four different mission trips to four different countries. Inspiration in Life: Bear Grylls – that guy is crazy! And, I just found out he is a Christian. I love his “I can go anywhere and do anything mentality.” Hobbies: Working out, indoor rock climbing and motocross. Pet Peeves: Smacking gum, bad breath and clingy texters. 3 Words to Describe You: Active, daring and charming. SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Colby or Rupert. They tried to play the game fair and honest, but they didn’t have the physical ability to perform. I would choose their game play and my physicality. Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To experience life in an exciting and challenging way. I want to discover who I am and see if I can really outsmart everyone. Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I have heart. Plus, I’m very level headed. I’m going to be calm and consistent when people are breaking down. Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I know that I have the will and the skill to make it to the end. I have overcome a lot in life, and who you are is how you play. I’m a winner.
Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at ds195@yahoo.ca.
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