Survivor One World: Jay Byars - Stimpy's Take, Interview, Bio And More
By Reality TV Calendar Senior Staff Writer Stimpy
January 26, 2012
Brace yourself folks, this isnít gonna be kind.
First off, it looks like heís trying for a Matthew McConaughey look, and that is not a way to endear yourself to me.
Secondly, even though Probst says Jay plays the good, old California dude, he knows what time it is.
Bullshit us much, Probst? Seriously, look at the guys picture and tell me if you see anything in those eyes.
Bear Grylls is his inspiration in life? Aim low much, Jay?
One of his pet peeves is bad breath. That should really work out there for him with all
those people and absolutely no fucking toothpaste or mouthwash.
Also, what the fuck is a clingy texter?
Oh, it gets better.
He likens himself to Rupert and Colby, but not because of their physical ability.
No, Jay likes how they tried to play Ďnice guyí games, but the fact that they couldnít perform physically doesnít sit well with Jay.
Obviously this goober hasnít seen either Colbyís nor Rupertís first kicks at the can. Their physical game was all they had.
Neither of them could strategize their way out of a wet paper bag, and I expect much the same from Jay.
His reason for being on Survivor? For the challenge and to see if he can outsmart everyone.
Somebody shoot me.
Jay says he has heart and will be level headed, and can win because heís a winner in life.
Iíll believe that when I see it.
Remember how I mentioned that Monica was likely to find someone as stupid as Colby this season?
I may have been wrong.
Okay, so Jay isnít gonna go anywhere right outta the gate, because letís face it, he was chiseled outta stone.
Heís gonna be a physical force in this game to be sure, and that will keep him safe for some time.
But, post-merge thatíll work against him, and even with a solid alliance, thereís got to be enough sane people out there to gun him the second he doesnít have individual immunity.
On the off-chance he could bull-doze his way to the end, thereís a chance he could win, but I just donít get the vibe that thereís enough mental acumen there to make me think heís a Ďtotal packageí.
Heís probably a nice guy, with a good heart.
That and a buck-fifty will get you a coffee at Tim Hortons.
On Survivor, it wonít even get ya that much.
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
CBS Bio: Name (Age): Jay Byars (25) Tribe Designation: Manono Current Residence: Gaffney, S.C. Occupation: Model Personal Claim to Fame: Being a part of four different mission trips to four different countries. Inspiration in Life: Bear Grylls Ė that guy is crazy! And, I just found out he is a Christian. I love his ďI can go anywhere and do anything mentality.Ē Hobbies: Working out, indoor rock climbing and motocross. Pet Peeves: Smacking gum, bad breath and clingy texters. 3 Words to Describe You: Active, daring and charming. SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Colby or Rupert. They tried to play the game fair and honest, but they didnít have the physical ability to perform. I would choose their game play and my physicality. Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To experience life in an exciting and challenging way. I want to discover who I am and see if I can really outsmart everyone. Why You Think Youíll ďSurviveĒ SURVIVOR: I have heart. Plus, Iím very level headed. Iím going to be calm and consistent when people are breaking down. Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I know that I have the will and the skill to make it to the end. I have overcome a lot in life, and who you are is how you play. Iím a winner.
Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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