Survivor One World: The Plan That No One Knows Snarkfest by Senior RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy March 29, 2012
I’m not sure if he meant because the merge happened, or because they were eating food and drinking wine.
Alicia also popped in to let us know that she knew the merge was coming - well, DUH - but she was surprised it was so soon.
Alicia also opined that Christina was probably thinking that the merge saved her, since she was the next to go.
Let me just pause here for a moment, and point out the inherent stupidity of dissing on a former member of your original tribe, when, said original tribes had been split down gender lines.
So what if Christina is still around?
Oh wait. That’s right. Alicia has been pretty shitty to Christina hasn’t she?
Okay, forget what I said.
Alicia further opined to us that Scrotum’s™ keeping the talisman screwed her, and now she was going to have to ‘start all over’, and she thought she may have to hook up with her ‘girls’ again.
Um, okay. It’s been two weeks for us. Less than that for you, Alicia. Sucking up to Scrotum™ while you were on a tribe with him was one thing, but why haven’t you at least entertained the idea of hooking back up with the women?
Oh, is it because you did vote for Monica when she got ousted, and behaved like a raging bitch towards Christina?
Well, adapt again.
Anyhoo, Alicia’s last thought - shared with us anyways - was that the backstabbing was about to begin.
No shit.
New day. New tribe name: Tikiano.
Jonas cooking. And, somehow managing to ‘caramelize’ coconut. Smell the excitement.
Next was ‘coffee time’ (talk amongst yourselves), which Greg was only too happy to partake in, until Jay told him that the coffee was for those who ‘won’ it.
Greg’s counter: Well, I want it.
No, not ‘want’, ‘won’.
Either or, Greg was forlorn about not being able to partake in the coffee.
And, this was a misstep by Jay.
Stimpy’s Survivor Primer
When the tribes have merged, everything is everybody’s.
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