Survivor One World: Kim Controls The Clueless And Troy Toasts A Talisman Snarkfest by Senior RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy April 12, 2012
Number 1 with a bullet!
Greetings fans of Survivor One World!
The ninth episode is now in the books, and I, Stimpy, your humble (ha!) scribe am here to Snark away on it for your reading pleasure.
But first!
-Housekeeping!
-Despite my protestations, it appears that Ryan Tannehill’s draft stock keeps rising. To the point that now the Colts will take him over Andrew Luck. And, to the point that the Redskins will also draft him, followed by every other team in the league doing the same thing.
Jesus, I know this is just a Survivor Snarkfest, but I have proven to have some knowledge about what I speak. So, let me repeat for the record: HE AIN’T THAT GOOD!!!!!
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
Any team that drafts him will find themselves trying to make a decent pro quarterback out of something that doesn’t have the necessary ingredients. See also: Gabbert, Blaine; Brohm, Brian; Harrington, Joey.
-Re: Arkansas/Bobby Petrino; Kudos to the Arkansas AD. Winning is important in college football. But it ain’t that important.
As for Petrino. I’d call him a maggot, loser and asshole, if that wasn’t offensive to maggots, losers and assholes.
That’s three bosses he’s lied to, two groups of players (Louisville/Atlanta), and now you can toss in his wife and family.
I know, somebody is gonna hire him again, because he actually ain’t a bad coach, but he’s such a loss of a human being.
I don’t have kids myself, but no matter how much Petrino might have been able to groom a son I might have had to be a pro quarterback, I just wouldn’t feel comfortable letting someone like Petrino have that much influence over my kid.
Nuff said.
-Comments Posted After Last Week’s Snarkfest;
-2legit; Glad you enjoyed it last week, and also that you appreciated the ‘Kraft Machiavelli and Cheese’ line. I am proud of that one. As for where it comes from: I just open my head and out it pours. That’s actually a scary thought when ya think about it.
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