Survivor One World: It's Time To Dump All Over Kat Snarkfest by Senior RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy May 3, 2012
Thinks blindsides
are fun.
Greetings once again, fans of Survivor One World. Episode number twelve is in now in the books.
Which, not only means we’re getting close to the end, it also means that I, Stimpy, your humble (ha!) host am here to Snark away on it for ya.
But first!
Housekeeping!
-All things sports;
-My Philadelphia Eagles conundrum continues: I hate Andy Reid, but they have guys on their roster (like Dion Lewis) that I like, and now they’ve drafted another kid I liked (Stephen Hill), and picked up another I liked as an undrafted free agent (Chris Polk).
How do I wish them well, but hope that Reid finally gets gunned? Like I said, conundrum.
-RIP Junior Seau.
-Ouch! I knew Jonathan Vilma from the Saints was gonna be in trouble with his whole bounty-shit, but a whole year ban?
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
-Loved the Bengals draft. LOVED it. Orson Charles is gonna make a nice pairing with Jermaine Gresham at the tight end spot.
-Loved the Seahawks picking up Russell Wilson in the third round. Kid’s got talent, and I don’t care that he don’t have height. He wins.
-As opposed to say Nick Fooles. Yeah, I know his last name is Foles, but I calls him Fooles. ‘Cause he fooles ya into believing because he’s tall, he might be good.
He is, if you like to beat up on Northern Arizona State. If yer playing against anyone with talent though, not so much. And where’d he go? Philly. Like I said, conundrum.
-Loved Detroit picking up Kellen Moore as an undrafted free agent too. Kid can win.
Only lost three times in college (twice to TCU - yay Horned Frogs!), and two of those losses stemmed from Chris Peterson not being able to find a kid who can kick a fucking field goal.
-I’m really starting to like the Los Angeles Kings’ chances in the NHL playoffs.
-Ernie Els? Make a fucking putt dude!
-As far as baseball goes, I’m not worried (yet) about Albert Pujols lack of hitting.
I do like that the Toronto Blue Jays are showing signs of life. And, I want it noted for the record, that I think the Baltimore Orioles no longer qualify as ‘shitty’.
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