Survivor One World: Where Does A Woman Wearing A Bikini Stash A Stone Tablet? Yell At Your TV Recap and Commentary by RTVC Senior Staff Writer Kathleen March 15, 2012
Two tribes: A squalling bag of cats and a lovely bunch of coconuts. Tonight they will screw something up again. Maybe two somethings.
Hey, Burnett … next time just cast a bunch of eighth-graders. You’ll have the same drama.
Pre-caps show the women winning a challenge, Leif chewing on his own foot, Colton being the Emperor of all he surveys, and the women losing badly.
Then they show low-lights from Tribal Council.
The tribes are even at seven each.
As the women of Salani are thinking about crawling out of their bedrolls they are visited by Troyzan.
Why? Who knows. Maybe he likes to see sleepy faces.
The women ask him why they gave up the idol. Troy tells them it was so Colton could get rid of Bill.
The women ask why the men voted that way. They are given the answer that “because Colton wanted it and the rest just went along even if they disagreed”.
No further enlightenment for we mere mortals.
The women ponder the fact that by rights they should be down to six right now but they have seven and have to stay strong.
Duh. That’s a cue for a fly by from Captian Obvious.
But it’s not Captain Obvious who flies in. It’s the Gods of Foreshadowing.
Alicia gives one of her speeches about “the men are dumb” and just handed the strong women’s tribe a million dollars.
And with luggage in tow the castaways march off down the trail presumably to meet Jeff.
Yodie yodie yaydie hey … sing along.
Sure enough, it’s the competition arena.
And there is Jeff. He says, come on in guys. Are you ready for reward?
But, says Mr. Dimples, before that “drop your buffs. We’re switching tribes.”
There is a lot of moaning and groaning and OMG as is to be expected.
Colton, however, wins the Emmy. He’s standing there with his mouth hanging open displaying the posture of a five year old who has just wet his pants.
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