Survivor Philipines: Roxanne “Roxy” Morris - Stimpy's Take, Interview, Bio And More
By Reality TV Calendar Senior Staff Writer Stimpy
September 1, 2012
Roxanne “Roxy” Morris
Stimpy's Take:
Seminary student, and resident bible-thumper. Well, it worked for Vecepia, didn’t it?
That being said, I’m having a bit of difficulty believing that God is going to ensure a Roxanne win.
I don’t think she’s got much of a shot, but stranger shit has happened.
I will be interested to see how Roxy reacts to the Immunity Idol, and whether or not she gets bent outta shape over it like Joanna did in the Amazon.
Plus Roxanne likens herself to Brandon because of his religious beliefs. Y’know, those same beliefs that lead Brandon to think Mikayla was a harlot sent to tempt him.
Now her reasons for being on Survivor are very altruistic, as she wants to win the million and donate it to her church.
I seriously hope they’re not counting on her winning, because, and no offense to Roxanne’s religious beliefs, she’s got no shot in hell.
Everything in her profile is all about her faith. And, while I’m sure she’ll find some others out there who share her beliefs, I have yet to see anyone who wears them on their sleeves as Roxanne does.
You can take this to the bank: Roxanne’s bible-thumping, God-touting is gonna get on enough peoples’ nerves, that Roxanne’s stay in the Philippines will be brief.
Probably a good thing too. Philippines is a bit too close to Philistine, and we all know God had a serious case of the shits for them.
Move along folks. Nothing to see here.
Got thoughts? Post them at the end.
CBS Bio:
Name (Age): Roxanne “Roxy” Morris (28) Tribe Designation: Matsing Current Residence: Brooklyn, N.Y. Occupation: Seminary Student Personal Claim to Fame: Accepting the call of God to ministry. Inspiration in Life: Jesus Christ! He gave up his life for the world and that is the most inspiring thing anyone could ever do. Hobbies: International travel, trying new sports i.e. fencing, snowboarding, horseback riding and dancing. Pet Peeves: People who blame their present on their past and people who enjoy showcasing their insecurities. 3 Words to Describe You: Witty, wise and a warrior. If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why? 1) My Bible 2) A small rock (found in the Valley of Elah, the place where David killed Goliath) that I brought from Israel. I would also bring my small wooden cross necklace. 3) My journal, because I like to record my thoughts and dreams. SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Probably, Brandon because he dukes it out everyday in life alongside Jesus and is continuing to find his identity in Christ. Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I want to win the million dollars so I can give to my church and hopefully help get them their own building. Right now, we rent a space. I also want to have my own ministry that travels the world from mission to mission. I also think it is an excellent opportunity to meet people and have a once-in-a-life-time experience. Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I have traveled on small budgets through Ghana and Togo. My parents are originally from rural parts of the Caribbean so relying on natural resources is not foreign to me. I am legit fit. Army strong! Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Because the game isn’t very different from real life. As a Christian, everyday you are faced with the choice between God’s principles and your personal, selfish preferences.
Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at ds195@yahoo.ca.
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