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Jessica "Figgy"
Justin "Jay"

Survivor Millennials vs. Gen X: Jessica
Stimpy's Take
Septeber 6, 2016

Another lawyer. Who the hell was minding the courts when this season was being filmed? Oh right, there are more people in law school than there are lawyers these days.


Let me just say that while lawyers haven’t done all that well on Survivor, everyone out there should be deeply concerned about sitting next to this woman in the finals.

Who the hell gets a standing ovation from a jury? Oh, Jessica did. How would you have liked to be the defendant in that case?

Now, Jessica? Don’t tell anyone out there that that happened. Because the moment you do, there will be at least one person who realizes facing you in the finals would be akin to grim death.

And your torch will get snuffed.

Jessica is clearly a driven woman and props to her for that. Again though driven in life, doesn’t necessarily translate to success on Survivor.

Likening herself to Cirie doesn’t thrill me (never been a fan, but I get that others are), but again it’s about drive.

While that’s a good trait to have, I want to see a bit more.

Such as: I am driven to win this game. I have seen every season of Survivor and get that the key is to get a core group and convince them that every move YOU want to make is in THEIR best interests. Then when you face the jury you need to let them know why you deserve the win by giving them exactly what they want to hear.

Jessica is primed for the jury phase of the game. She’s not demonstrating to me in her profile that she knows how to get there.

Meet Jessica "Figgy"

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Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at

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