Survivor Millennials vs. Gen X: Ken Stimpy's Take
Septeber 6, 2016
Ken - GENERATION X
This is impressive. And not in a good way.
I’m almost speechless. I mean I literally almost have no words when it comes to Ken.
First off dweebazoid: How do you ‘watch’ music?
Ken’s another wing-nut with dreams of utopia and zenness coming out his ass. Ooh look I like the Dalai Lama! Aren’t I deep? Ooh look I started a non-profit called HumaneKind (didn’t George Constanza sorta do that already? Oh that was the ‘Human Fund’). Aren’t I deep?
Remember Tai from last season? Meet his Caucasian counterpart.
I mean the guy admires Ozzy. How the hell I can respect anyone that fucking stupid?
He says he wants to win, but then has to add he also wants to prove something to his daughter.
Just get the win dude! If she’s proud she can tell Probst at the reunion!
While he seems to have an inkling what this game is all about, he’s also more into Rupert territory (NOT a good thing) where he thinks it’s more about surviving the elements than navigating a social game where you need to cull numbers, then vote people out and eventually seat a jury of some of the people you vote out and THEN convince them to give you the win.
Trust me on this Ken: Even the Dalai Lama might get someone pissed off at him if he played this game.
Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty, and not in a ‘dig them in the dirt’ way either.
I don’t think Ken gets that. Hence he has no shot.
Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org
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